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XPW's Kaos!

I want a scrub Survivor Series team of Santino, Duece, Domino, Miz, and Dykstra.

I love when they ignore the stupid brand extension.

They can call themselves "Restholds and Titties".

Jeff Hardy's 360 off the Ultimate X is money.

"maybe HHH will get on his knees and let Mysterio say the magic words" 2002 called, they want their HHH bashing back. Triple H put Mysterio over in the Royal Rumble when smarkdom was "sure" Triple H was winning it, en route to Mysterio winning the World Title. HHH sold all of Rey's spots well and it was HHH's elimination that popped the crowd huge and got them amped for Rey taking out Orton.

I hope we get the old SS 89-90-ish intros with Vince... "TEAM CAPTAINS UMAGA and TRIPLE H lead their teams...

Oh, and "Lame Award" of 1986 goes to Baby Doll for "Why ride Space Mountain when I can have the WHOLE PARK?" Okay. Tully also says "I've discussed things with the other three 4 Horsemen" during the later interview on the 1/4/86 show. And RF VIdeo can't legally advertise that Horsemen DVD (or other volumes) online, Vince owns the footage.

No, it's "The History of The Original Four Horsemen vol.1." It's every interview, match, promo, attack from, I'd say, the first couple months. It's a 6-hour VHS I bought from RF at an indy show back in, I'd say, 2000.

I hated Cena/Umaga NYR, it's a squash and fluke roll-up. So bad. DX/Rated RKO was also not very good. Haven't seen Batosta/Taker from Backlash, though the WM match is awesome. Cena/Michaels from WM was pretty boring to me and the crew I watched with, though only saw it once.

Patriots were missing 2 key defenders. Who cares? The Colts had the game and the defense choked.

alkeiper and I have the exact same Top 5 PPV matches. Just awesome. BTW, I got HHH/Orton (No Mercy - Last Man Standing) at #6 and Batista/Taker (WM) at #7. You wanna see a bad show, watch No Mercy up until the main. Holy SHIT, Orton used like 12 minutes of restholds in a 16 minute span at one point during Cena/Orton at SummerSlam. I couldn't take it. The end sequences were nice, but that match is just awful.

Owens should've been drilled for doing his bird dance. Or at least, I dunno, been COVERED, maybe? I turned down tickets for this game, and this is why. There's one player on the team that seems to care about winning, and his name is Brian Westbrook. Everyone else is damaged, too old, or sub-par.

The Colts will get killed outside of the nice, cozy dome, though, c'mon. Man, the Eagles getting out-played by the Cowboys sucks. Please get rid of McNabb and Reid, Mr. Lurie. They're not doing anything even if they somehow got to 9-7.

"Secondly, I made 4 straight shots from different spots along the halfcourt line while wearing a winter coat and a full bookbag." Shenanigans. But either way, that's some story. I won the travelling team (Varsity) middle school basketball championship, scoring ONE POINT during the entire season. I wasn't even the worst player on the team. I just never, ever got playing time, like a few others. The coach was a prick, playing starters even with a 10-pt+ lead. But sure enough, when I hit the foul shot in one game (first rd. playoffs) the place popped big-time.

Anderson beat Hogan 2 weeks in a row (pin, DQ). Both were ultra-cheap wins, along with Flair's.

I have the Arn interview on a "History of the Original 4 Horsemen" video that RF Video put out. Super dick Tully slapping Baby Doll just ensured at least 3 more months of WWE 24/7 from me. And an Ivan Koloff promo!

Odd that Washington D.C. wasn't solidly behind Batista.

And the 2001 World Series is the best WS ever, to whoever ranked the "best postseasons ever". How 2001 doesn't get an honorable mention, when it contains Walk Off Memories nearly every night of the WS, in November, is crazy. Even a Yankees hater had to be saying "Damn. These guys are awesome."

Joe Bucks discusses nothing but the New York Yankees for an entire half inning with the Red Sox minutes away from a World Series win. "OMG where will A-Rod go! We have breaking news on a major situation!"

You know, the Phillies do need a 3rd baseman but if A-Rod batted anything less than .600 in his first game we'd run him out of town. "The Yankees can take the 20-30 million they are going to save and put it to better use." Technically, they can't. A-Rod is the best baseball player there is. There is no better option.

I guess I was asking if something strange happened that threw the costume contest off the tracks or if they fucked something up. Like Grisham dropping his pants or Mae Young wearing a see-through top. There's multiple awful matches on TV each week and the announcers don't outright say "worst match I've ever seen". Meltzer says Kelly Kelly got gigantic new tits. I ask for a screen cap.

Why did JR shit on the Halloween Costume Contest?

Show sounds abysmal. How WWE expects fan to pay $40 for the second time in a MONTH, ignore the WORLD SERIES they knew was scheduled, have no Raw main event officially announced, and rely on a PPV gimmick that has resulted in historically bad shows, I have no idea. And then end the matches in non-finishes (Ooh, Finley barely was pulled across the magical line!), countouts, and DQs...

"they won't change any belts on a show where they can't 100% control stuff." Shelton over Jericho (IC Title) Show & Kane over Cade & Murdoch (World Tag Team Titles)