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    Wrestlemania's original name and

    I'm suprised Vince didn't want to call it "FUHGEDDAAABOUTIT- ONE--TWO-- no." I mean, that's what he called EVERYTHING while he was an announcer.
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    I've done it.

    I'm driving that white van in the background, about to run over a cat.
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    WWE "SmackDown! VS Raw"

    If this game goes online, you guys will be able to fight the world-famous CAW Smaffles the Pimpin' Bear.
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    *drops down from the ceiling*

    Malibu- 30 Kotz- 25 Chokensault- 10 Great Muta- 0
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    Is anybody..

    Two things: 1. They realized they were covering a crappy B-show and got tired of the lack of quality 2. They weren't getting enough feedback to make them happy Actually, #2 has happened to quite a few former TSM writers. I've always submitted that you're writing for the wrong reasons if you're writing for anyone besides yourself, but my words of wisdom went unheeded. Let me cover Heat then, if nobody's doin' it. It will take me at least six weeks to realize that I'm covering a B-show and then get tired of the lack of quality.
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    Is anybody..

    Sounds cool. His review of Hogan/Rock from WMXVIII was basically dead-on. Anyways, what ever happened to people covering the B-shows like Heat and Velocity? I'm up for doing that.
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    Dean Malenko/Chris Jericho

    Anybody have a media clip of Slamboree '98? At the time, I was the world's biggest Malenko fan but I didn't order the pay-per-view. That was a mistake.
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    Low Carb Sodas coming soon...

    If you do regular exercise, it's probably a better idea to watch grams of fat than carbs. Of course, most of these people who buy into this are too lazy to do some jogging and prefer drastically cutting their carbs which isn't too healthy either.
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    OAO Smackdown Thread for 6-10-04

    Hirohito's offense made Lance Storm's chairshots look deadly.
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    The Old School questions thread

    Thanks, Graham. That's also the first time I've ever heard about the proposed Hennig/Flair cage match.
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    Actors

    You are one angry young man. That's kind of you to exempt Peter Gallagher, though. I am offended at the following people being named overrated: Christopher Walken- see True Romance, Blast from the Past BUT don't see Suicide Kings. That movie STUNK. ..but he's still one of my favourite actors anyways. Ashton Kutcher- His movies have been brutal but he's so perfect as Michael Kelso on That 70's Show that I forgive him. Kevin Spacey- American Beauty completely redeems him for Pay it Forward, and he was also in Se7en and LA Confidential. Hugh Grant- Nine Months (oh, come on, you know you liked Tom Arnold + Robin Williams), About a Boy It's your personal opinion, though. I agree that post-1995 Robert DeNiro has been pretty bad, but at least he made the brilliant Heat before going downhill. And yes, Keanu Reeves is downright horrible.
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    CM Funk's Once a Day *IN DEPTH* Match Review

    I'll need a few more responses to pick a winner.
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    ESPN NFL 2K5 Thread

    I'd hate to say it, but I think you got screwed. I managed to get a new copy of NFL 2K3 for only $5 at EB last September. I'm talking Canadian money here, though. It's $14.99 for a donut around here. And that's without tax.
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    ESPN NFL 2K5 Thread

    Nice. I bought NFL 2K3 in December (which I still continue to play) for $29.99, which I considered a good deal. This is amazing.
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    Wrestling Viewing Habits

    1)How many wrestling tapes/DVD do you own? About 40. 2)What 3 matches have you watched the most amount of times? Rock/Shamrock/Mankind- Breakdown: IYH Benoit/Angle- Royal Rumble 2003 Steve Austin/Undertaker- SummerSlam 3)What organization have you watched the most matches from? WWF, obviously. 4)Take an educated guess on how many wrestling matches you have watched in your entire life Over 5,000. 5)How many wrestling movies/documentaries have you watched? I don't recall, but I know I watched the A & E special, Beyond the Mat and the WrestleMania XIX movie. 6)How many movies/tv shows have you purposely watched because there are wrestlers (or the show was about wrestling) in them? Did you ever find yourself marking out for an appearance by a wrestler in a movie you weren't expecting? I saw The Rundown and Scorpion King. I liked the Nash Bridges with Steve Austin. I HATED Boy Meets World but watched it once because Vader was on.
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    WWE Unscripted

    This is the first mention I've heard of it. I found an ad for it in the newest RAW magazine so I did a search on Barnes and Noble. This popped up. Supposedly it provides a backstage look of World Wrestling Entertainment, and it's due out later this month. Sorry if this is old news.
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    Last Comic Standing 2!

    Yeah, I just said that to my friend as well. As soon as I saw him, the first thing I thought of was "Tiptoe through the Tulips".
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    Last Comic Standing 2!

    Sharon Houston was BRUTAL.
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    Last Comic Standing 2!

    Wiggins for Prez~!
  20. If Bradshaw is there when I'm at SummerSlam, I'm starting up a "He's a Nazi!" chant.
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    Last Comic Standing 2!

    Ugh. They passed up the hilarious Paul Vargheese and Pablo Fransisco for some lousy women. I know they didn't want all of the same gender in the house, but they've already got Ant to balance it out. Ant, by the way, was on the hilarious comedy "Unhappily Ever After". I miss Mr. Floppy. Anyways, I'm glad Jim Norton is in. That was probably the best set so far. "THIS is why I can't pay my rent! *smooch*"
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    Last Comic Standing 2!

    *dum-dum-dum-da-da- dum- da- dum* Si! That guy was almost as good as Paul. Almost.
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    Fuck Ups At Work

    I showed up on time once. Something I deeply regret.
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    CM Funk's Once a Day *IN DEPTH* Match Review

    MATCHES THAT GO FOR A REALLY LONG TIME: Shawn Michaels vs. Bret Hart- WMXII (2 parts, Thurs + Fri) OR Royal Rumble 2003 (Thurs + Fri)
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