The Mandarin

Hiptoss as a credible finisher ended in about 1995.

"Patterson is gay Doink is a clown Triple H is holding you all down."

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DETERMINED BY RANDOM SCROLLING: YOUR CHOICES FOR TOMORROW'S REVIEW: BEST OF BIG SHOW: Big Show vs. John Cena- WMXX OR Big Show vs. Brock Lesnar- Stretcher Match

I wouldn't say so. Donkey Kong/Mario - 08/12/84 was nothing more than an old school brawling hardcore match that was all because Donkey Kong stealing away Mario's girl. Pretty sad since it was a last minute rush job by Nintendo to make something so that the fans could have a good showing. It wasn't really that great of a match, as Donkey Kong repeatedly just used these wooden barrels he brought to ring, while Mario just either did some sort of jumping kick move or used a big hammer that amazingly he could just plow through the ring with. The crowd ate it up, but not me. It was quite dull and boring repeatedly doing that over and over again. It was spot after spot with no psychology inbetween. Overall I give it a * as Mario busting up the wooden barrels of DOOM and of course winning the girl. I think the match with DK Jr. vs. Mario was better than this slop. This is the point where I come back with a angry, twelve paragraph rant on why it's better because of the selling and storytelling involved that everyone just skims through due to a lack of interest. For now, I will just make a mean-spirited smiley face. Good day, sir.

Personally, I think Donkey Kong/Mario- 08/12/84 is the best of their series, but some would disagree. Discuss.

HHH IS HOLDING DOWN THE NES

The crowd was still hot for Benoit/Angle and the Royal Rumble. They gave Benoit a freakin' standing ovation.

Ugh, I hate Chris Sabin. If only they'd take Christopher Daniels.

Don't go inside the CN Tower, it's a waste of money (at least to me, it is). Just get a picture taken on the outside. Blue Jays suck, but you can get cheap tickets and it's worth it just to see inside the Skydome. If you want a museum, go to the Royal Ontario. It's amazing. Medieval Times is also fun, but expensive. Erm.. As for bars, there's a grill nearby the old Mike Bullard CTV building. I forget the name, but the food is good. Or if you like comics or any sort of quirky stuff, Silver Snail is the place to go. Just explore the city. It's alot more fun if you head out and don't know where the hell you're going.

Woo! Punctuation!

Eugene vs. Flair could be hilarious.

It likely will end up being something from Canadian Stampede. I'd say Warrior/Hogan is up there too. Discuss.

http://mattitude.wwe.com/040602.html

You know the drill. Start placing bets. I say 6 months.

My source is there conducting a live report and says the nuptials were **1/2 and featured a rev bump.

TOMORROW: POPULAR MATCHES WHICH I HAVEN'T WATCHED IN A WHILE!- Randy Savage vs. Ricky Steamboat- WrestleMania III OR Shawn Michaels vs. Kevin Nash- Good Friends, Better Enemies

Screw that then, I'm not watching Monday.

Aaaarrrrgh. SCORE! DO IT!

SHIT YEAH, SON. ..We also mildly like the Blue Jays.

So, I just got a DVD player that will play VCD files. I have an assortment of WMV and ASF files on my computer. I'd like to change them to VCD, then burn them to a CD-R. How would I go about doing this? Should I be burning them to a CD-R? I'm totally lost. Thanks for any help.

Alright, let's put it in the tape trading forum.

Er, no.