The Mandarin

If the old man had have hopped the guardrail and threatened Bradshaw would you have bought tickets to the next show?

Tomorrow: MORE WRESTLEMANIA FUN- Cruiserweight Open- WMXX OR Goldberg vs. Lesnar- WMXX

The whole point of the screwjob was that Bret refused to job the title in Canada. Bret was willing to drop it on another night, but not in Canada.

Just got done playing. It became completely silly (and made everything they tried to do in the first half a waste) when they introduced the Hillary Duff game (I didn't bother playing it). Then they introduced Jesus, and I just stopped caring about whatever messages they were trying to send. I had to use Him to beat the game, otherwise I wouldn't have played as Jesus. It also hurt my eyes because it was 50 minutes of nonstop flashing. Fun as a game (the specials are pretty creative), but as a message, and an endorsement(?) for Kerry, it was completely stupid.

It's back~! TODAY: Benoit/Michaels/Hunter- WMXX OR Angle/Eddie- WMXX I'll do Austin/Rock WMXIX another day.

..not to be confused with MASATO TANAKA..

The saddest thing about this isn't the feud between Foley and HTM, it's the fact that Jake Roberts could be a well-respected ring veteran today if he hadn't have taken up a life of drugs.

Yes, you are, bopy.

Damn. How much did you pay?

Oh, man, I hope SummerSlam isn't the show where Benoit drops it. C'mon, not in Canada. Anyways, can't wait for Aug. 10.

He's also having some problems wrestling.

I don't know, but when WWE had that "Invite Your Favourite Superstar to Dinner" contest for Survivor Series 1997 (that some girl won and invited Steve Austin to), I was torn between picking British Bulldog and Vader. I think I went with Bulldog, but I don't recall actually mailing it.

Family Guy Married With Children Sopranos 24 Man, that last one was HARD.

Discuss (without me).

OAO Little Weiner Kid (pictured above). Discuss.

What was the video quality on the fancam? Anything less than VG spells disaster for the WWW.

What exactly does "pwned" mean? Did you forget the "a" in "pawned" or something? Either way, it doesn't seem to make sense. The phrase "owned" with a blatant typo. pwnage.

Do or do not. There is no try.

~! Last time I heard about Shaq-Fu was skimming through a Disney Adventures magazine in the supermarket seven years ago.

Whoops.

I think its supposed to be the Closing bell on Wall Street. Bradshaw's got a fever. And the only cure-- is more closing bell. Obviously, RVD was too busy for SmackDown because he was busy er, uh, designing his new shirt. Or smoking weed.

A useless cripple who made the company millions and millions and millions of dollars. I'm assuming SOMEBODY, SOMEWHERE thought his character and his wrestling was telling a story that was worth watching. I hope I get to be a useless cripple one day.

From the Greatest 50 Wrestlers of All Time by WWE Magazine- RIP James Dudley. I, as a wrestling fan, thank you for what you've done.

It's over?! I saw the introductions and left the room and immediately got on the computer and read this.