The Mandarin

What? Antiquing? NO~! Hey, hey. Watch your language.

I agree.

I just noticed I said "JR and Ross" before. ..No comment. Tonight's Show: C- Just too weird to be an enjoyable show. Got off to a bad start.

What part of La Resistance winning the belts, getting face heat and then JR and Ross putting them over do you not understand?

Are you talking about Jericho's ribs or what's keeping Trish's balloons in her top?

BAH GAWD THAR'S NO HUMOR IN THAT.

Chavo! Chavo! Chavo--?!

Alright, Highlight Reel.

What the hell is a Hamer?

acting lessons both of you please gumby haha!! Thanks.

I almost feel violated.

The crowd pops for Randy unhooking the turnbuckle.

They try for the indy chain-wrestling stance and the crowd NO-SELLS~

Complete insanity. Eugene HUGS Kane, Joe Schmo 2 commercial, and La Resistance win the tag titles clean and JR and King put them over as faces. No, I'm not shitting you.

And of course, Randy gets a megapop. I swear, something in the water in Quebec.

Holy shit, Joe Schmo 2? I'm SO there. I didn't actually see the commercial though, because of the damn TSN showing their damn Castrol commercials 100 damn times an hour. That's why I rarely get to see such classics as "I'm Spicy" and "See The Baby".

Women's match of the year. Too bad NOBODY cared. This is such an odd show. It doesn't even feel like RAW.

Does that say "Paul Newman (arrow points down)" in the front row?

*bell rings* *DEAD SILENCE* I think even JR and King were shocked at NOBODY in the whole arena even breathing.

Tell me when I can turn my TV back on.

Bosie?

This is a special edition of RAW, yes. Because the whole booking team for this show is made up of some "special" people. Weirdest RAW ever.

CM Punk sign~!

The match sucked, La Resistance sucks, anyone who boos Edge/Benoit suck (ESPECIALLY Benoit), and I hated JR and Lawler continuing to put over how it's such a "partisan crowd". They NEVER acknowledge the crowd booing the heels and cheering the faces (see: WrestleMania), so they obviously had someone screaming in their damn headsets telling them to do so. The only good part about this is that RAW can elicit such a response out of me, unlike SmackDown, which is pure boredom. Man, I'm pissed. Haha, Eugene gets a huge pop.

"Punk Killed Teddy". Nice. Holy shit, this match sucks. Why couldn't La Resistance fight on Heat or something?