The Mandarin

If only creative was tested this would be a probable cause sign

This shouldn't be hard to pass. Don't count your chickens before they hatch, woooo!

I heard he had 22 while everybody else had 21.

Why did Homicide sell for Al Wilson?

Pam is rrowrr, especially in the Stuff magazine photos. I think she's above average and better looking than the typical office stereotype.

Vince will be ready to deliver the big message when Rey Mysterio runs in naked, screaming about Eddie. Meeting adjourned. Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago that's how it'll go down.

American Idol's peak was when Leroy Wells auditioned and rapped "Got Ya Money" as Gene Simmons laughed hysterically. Nothing they could possibly do this season will top that.

For some reason he truly reminds me of Raul Julia.

That was absolutely terrible in every way, but also hilarious.

He just screamed that entire song and then the first thing he said post-performance clearly wasn't in english. *1/4

Rey vs. Angle & Undertaker vs. Orton leading to Undertaker vs. Angle in a "tournament final" of some sort all in one night (or stretched out over one week) >>>> Rey vs. Angle vs. Orton >>>> Angle vs. Orton Not saying it would make more sense, but it would provide bad-ass matches.

Don't "go out of your way" to see Danielson/Strong II, that sounds too strenuous. Just go to the ROH website, plunk down $20 for Vendetta and watch what is one of the best North American matches (IMO) in years.

Just saw the main event tonight. Bad, predictable match from what I saw (last 3/4ths). Just really sloppy. RVD looked totally blown up for parts of it, I personally think his conditioning has suffered since his return. I'm happy with the result though, because I'd be more interested in an RVD/Benjamin combo at WrestleMania than I would with Cena vs. RVD at WrestleMania. First time in two weeks I watch any WWE programming. Bad time to start watching again. EDIT: Big Show is such fucking shit in the ring and has been since his return from injury in late 2004. 2003 was a pretty decent year for him (carried by Brock) but his work right now is back down to 2002 levels. He takes away from pretty much every match that he's in. When Mark Henry is eclipsing you in workrate (even though he's not nearly the good wrestler that DVDVR is making him out to be), you know you have problems.

I'd do that except I wouldn't imagine jumps and somersaults over the road signs and lamp posts, but rather just imagine me punching through each obstacle without much effort. It got very boring very quickly.

Ric Flair's new WWE figure, due out some time this year.

The Real Catfight is on the Fight Network right now. There's some quality women's wrestling. The best part are the fingers that block your view of the more X-rated stuff. Who do those fingers belong to?!

Triple Main Event World Heavyweight Title WrestleMania XX: Triple H © vs. Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels WWF Title WrestleMania X-7: The Rock © vs. Steve Austin WrestleMania XI: Lawrence Taylor vs. Bam Bam Bigelow Other Bouts 20 Years in the Making WrestleMania XIX: Hulk Hogan vs. Vince McMahon Intercontinental Championship WrestleMania V: Ultimate Warrior © vs. "Ravishing" Rick Rude Legend vs. Legend Killer WrestleMania XXI: Undertaker vs. Randy Orton $15,000 Bodyslam Challenge WrestleMania I: Andre the Giant vs. Big John Studd Backlot Brawl WrestleMania XII: Roddy Piper vs. Goldust WWF Lightheavyweight Title WrestleMania XIV: Taka Michinoku © vs. Aguila Boxing Match WrestleMania XV: Butterbean vs. Bart Gunn WWF Tag Team Championship- TLC Match WrestleMania 2000: Dudleys © vs. Hardy Boys vs. Edge and Christian WrestleMania VII: Legion of Doom vs. Power and Glory WrestleMania X-8: Kurt Angle vs. Kane WrestleMania VIII: Rick Martel vs. Tatanka "Loser Must Bow" Match WrestleMania III: Harley Race vs. Junkyard Dog WrestleMania IV: Ricky Steamboat vs. Greg Valentine Million Dollar Championship WrestleMania VI: Ted Dibiase © vs. Jake Roberts WrestleMania IX: Lex Luger vs. Mr. Perfect WrestleMania II: Don Muraco vs. Paul Orndorff Opening Bout WrestleMania X: Bret Hart vs. Owen Hart Dark Match WrestleMania XIII: Flash Funk vs. Billy Gunn

That was terrible. Totally unnecessary.

I have no idea why, but before I read that link I truly expected that the pilot lived through the accident. Disappointing.

Line of the Week. Yeah, but nowhere in the topic does it talk about "legit shoots", include crude drawings or end with the thread creator's name capitalized. Non-stick forum, fo' sho. CM FUNK.

My team truly does smell like garbage.

The funny thing is I actually expected it to be Tina Fey and I was a bit disappointed when they didn't deliver. Then fuckin' Conan showed up and I marked out. Fantastic.

Dial 1-900-909-9900!

I tried to find a picture of an angry looking CM Punk (I'm sure he disapproved the last segment), but strangely I can't find one. CM Punk is always angry. What gives?

Baha, some fat guy in the front row turned his back to the camera when Triple H won. That's a lot of man hating you, Triple H.