The Mandarin

Chyna has a deeper voice than Justin Timberlake.

Fear Factor, so I could hang out with Joe "Pimp Daddy" Rogan.

Offspring- "Why Don't You Get a Job"

The biggest travesty in this list is putting Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind against Citizen Kane. If either Donnie Darko or Clerks is getting to the second round, than ESotSM should too.

Nice stuff. Eddie hitting on Pamela Paulshock is pretty funny. Too bad Christopher Daniels is eliminated from the tournament. I say Angle's gonna win, beating Jericho/Heyman in the finals. I'll be sure to read the next update.

Sorry for the crappy update, but Super WrestleMania is starting tomorrow. Details in the thread, which will be posted tonight. DC Maximo- 135 Points +25, -25, -15, +15, -15, +15 Real F'n Show- 190 Points +25, -25, +15, +15, +15, +15 Man of 1000 Modes- 160 Points +25, -25, +15, -15, -15, -15

Ultimate Fighting Championship- Throwdown The Fantasy Booking Fed Obviously, you know what Ultimate Fighting Championship is. It's REAL MAN'S FIGHTING, not faked scraps between guys in spandex. The Rules -Each match will take place in the caged Octagon. -Unless noted, every single match will go on the combatants' win/loss record. -Each match is on Contender (moderate) difficulty -Each match is computer vs. computer -Round System- 3 Rounds for BOTH Championship and Non-Championship fights -Round Duration- 5 minutes -Matches can be won by submission or knockout Promotion Rules -Cards and matches organized as if it were a pro wrestling fed -If a title is vacant (as they are as of now), it will be decided via. four man tournament. Commentary System Two drunk Canadians, Larry and Stan, get together and commentate during UFC bouts. The UFC bouts are done via UFC Throwdown for the Playstation 2. Larry and Stan will commentate during the matches. Note- I know NOTHING about Mixed Martial Arts, so obviously, neither will the commentators. Don't yell at me when I incorrectly identify a submission hold as a "ouch, that's gotta hurt". Just sayin'. Roster Heavyweight Division Mark Coleman Style: Shootfighting/Kickboxing Height: 6'1" Weight: 225 lbs Age: 37 Gary Goodrige Style: Freestyle Height: 6'3" Weight: 240 lbs Age: 33 Tsuyoshi Kosaka Style: Submission fighting Height: 5'11" Weight: 225 lbs Age: 32 Mark Kerr Style: Freestyle wrestling Height: 6'1" Weight: 255 lbs Age: 33 Marco Ruas Style: Ruas Vale Tudo Height: 6'1" Weight: 210 lbs Age: 40 Bas Rutten Style: Submission fighting Height: 6'1" Weight: 220 lbs Age: 37 Pedro Rizzo Style: Ruas Vale Tudo Height: 6'1" Weight: 228 lbs Age: 27 Maurice Smith Style: Muay Thai/Pancrase Height: 6'2" Weight: 217 Age: 39 Pete Williams Style: Submission fighting Height: 6'3" Weight: 235 lbs Age: 26 Josh Barnett Style: AMC Pankration Height: 6'3" Weight: 255 lbs Age: 23 Dan Severn Style: Wrestling Height: 6'2" Weight: 250 Age: 47 Lightheavyweight Division Pat Miletich Style: Miletich Fighting Systems Jens Pulver Style: Miletich Fighting Systems Jeremy Horn Style: Miletich Fighting Systems Guy Mezger Style: Shootfighting Tito Ortiz Style: Submission fighting Kevin Randleman Style: Wrestling Frank Shamrock Style: Submission fighting Chuck Liddell Style: Kickboxing Evan Tanner Style: Freestyle Elvis Sinosic Style: Machado BJJ Vitor Belfort Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Mikey Burnett Style: Shootfighting Eugene Jackson Style: Freestyle Carlos Newton Style: Dragonball Z Jiu Jitsu B.J. Penn Style: Jiu-Jitsu Caol Uno Style: Wajutsu/ Wrestling John Lewis Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu IMPORTANT- The UFC Throwdown System Ever wanted to Well, now you can! For "Throwdown Points". Bet on the results of each match from a UFC Card. UFC Cards and Results will be up every 1 to 2 days. Everybody starts off with 75 Throwdown Points (note- Throwdown Points have no $$$ value. Only bragging rights. Not that you'd brag about this anyways). Rules -If you bet on one match, you must bet on them all. -If you identify the winner correctly, you get 15 points. Losing gets you -15 points. -Championship matches are worth +/-25. Only championship matches. Not championship tournament matches. UFC Points Are Redeemable For (if you redeem points, you lose the amount you used up): 25 points- You get to pick CM Funk's SmackDown Wrestler of the Week. Hell, I don't want to do it. 35 points- You get to pick CM Funk's RAW Wrestler of the Week. 50 points- Honorable mention by Larry and Stan during a UFC show. 75 points- You get to pick CM Funk's Match of the Week. 100 points- You get to create the card for the next UFC show. 125 points- Your own created fighter is placed in the game and will wrestle UFC bouts on the videogame. To sign up, just say that you're willing to play and then bet your 75 Throwdown points on tonight's card. Tonight's Card Good luck, and let's get it on.

That's disgusting.

A Nightmare on Elm Street Pulp Fiction Reservoir Dogs Psycho (1960) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Goodfellas Ghostbusters Casino The Godfather Part II Back to the Future X2: X-Men United American History X Almost Famous Scarface The Shawshank Redemption The Matrix Fight Club Kill Bill Vol. 2 Platoon Seven (Se7en) The Evil Dead Office Space The Usual Suspects American Beauty North by Northwest The Breakfast Club Raging Bull Kill Bill Vol. 1 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Heat Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Donnie Darko

Sadly, Super Wrestlemania is the only SNES wrestling game I have. Yet.

I replaced tomorrow's card. It was originally hidden somewhere up there where nobody could see it. My bad. Place your bets, fiends.

Johnny Cash- Hurt His voice is creeping me out.

Well, you're already able to redeem your points for the "prizes". I should have made the startoff point level lower. But anyways, here's what you can get (although I suggest you save your points for Super WrestleMania, which will have much better rewards) DON'T FORGET TO BET ON THE LAST SHOW

Point Standings Man of 1004 Modes + 15 +25 +15 +15 +15 +15 190 Points Real F'n Show + 15 +25 +15 -15 -15 +15 130 Points DC Maximo -15 +15 +15 +15 +15 +15 135 Points Unfortunately, this is due back on Friday, so tomorrow will be the last UFC show. It's good, because the game was a piece of crap anyways. But have no fear! Your Throwdown points are still intact. Because the next CM Funk online wagering points game is.. Super WrestleMania for the SNES More details tomorrow/Friday.

"This show is taped" "Kevin Nash sucks" "I'd rather be at Nitro" "Smaffles" Or, what I've wanted to always do, is hold up a sign with nothing on it. Just a white board, obstructing the view of others. That would be the most unique sign in the building, I assure you.

Well, Spawn sucked, but anything by Moby is great and can go very well with some movies: (see: the ending to "Heat")

John Rocker is actually a pretty nice guy. He is a saint compared to David Wells.

Why should they be expected to? Neither man has ever appeared on WWE television, which is the only source of wrestling for many people.

Horshu. I think he was in WCW for a time. Saw him on WCW Saturday Night, and I strangely thought it was a roided-up Alex Wright.

I deleted all the jobbers, losers and in general, people nobody cared about. So basically, I got rid of everybody on SmackDown. Sorry, Eddie, Chavo and Rey. Too bad you can't come to RAW. Chris Benoit vs. Randy Orton Mick Foley vs. Triple H Shawn Michaels vs. The Rock Ric Flair and Batista vs. Chris Jericho and Edge Kane vs. William Regal Eugene vs. Eric Bischoff Stevie Richards and Al Snow vs. Tajiri and Val Venis Christian vs. Shelton Benjamin Johnny Nitro vs. Eugene

All matches were just average. **1/2 is an average rating.

Mick Foley: Wins: 1. The Rock, RAW 2. Steve Austin, Survivor Series 3. The Rock, Halftime Heat Losses: 1. Triple H, No Way Out 2. Triple H, Royal Rumble 3. The Rock, Royal Rumble Defining moment: Falling off the HIAC

Very, very good show. Best RAW of 2004. And that's saying a lot (every RAW since Backlash has been good)

Money on Jericho, but I'd honestly be happy if anybody from Evolution won, or if Edge won.

That was the greatest half hour I've ever seen WWE do since the brand split.