The Mandarin

--- I incorrectly stated before that all matches would be worth 10 Throwdown points. My bad. Regular matches are worth 15, title bouts worth 25. Real F'N Show: -15, -15, -25, +15, +15, +25, +15, +15, -15 90 Throwdown Points Man of 1004 Modes -15, +15, +25 (Severn won, even though it was the wrong opponent), +15, +15, -25, -15, +15, -15 90 Throwdown Points Next card revealed tomorrow.

BABY GENIUSES~!

I remember reading about it before. Wasn't it a young kid? Teddy Hart's (cousin?), I think.

Goodfellas Road to Perdition Casino Heat Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind The Shining American Beauty Office Space Black Hawk Down The Shawshank Redemption

1) Mikey Whipwreck 3) The Five Star Ninja (forget the name..) 6) Earthquake

WWE is better off trying to sell dog shit on street corners than hoping for people to buy Judgment Day. Damnit, I don't want any competition.

..who beat a pig-tailed HUGH MORRUS in his first match.

UPDATED. I also tweaked older reviews, so now they're more evil. *** for a Lita match? What was I smoking?

Anyways, I don't give two shits about what Bradshaw has to say, but for some reason he's quite defensive about what others have to say about him. Someone's a little insecure.

Finished mine going from 5 PM to 10 PM. Nothing special. It's just okay. If you're going to read something, get Popcorn by Ben Elton. It's addicting, I swear.

Tugboat (captain), Jimmy Snuka, Tito Santana and Ultimate Warrior. VERSUS Haku (captain), The Warlord, Greg Valentine and Dino Bravo (substitute for The Barbarian)

List your favorite WWE matches where the title changed hands: World Title: Intercontinental Title: United States Title: Tag Team Titles: SD Tag Team Titles: European Title: Hardcore Title: Women's Title: Cruiserweight Title: Lightheavyweight Title: Mine: Undisputed Title: Austin d. Rock, 4/01/01 World Title: Benoit d. Triple H and Michaels- 03/14/04 Intercontinental Title: Ricky Steamboat d. Randy Savage- 03/29/87 United States Title: Bret Hart d. Lex Luger- 07/20/98 Tag Team Titles: Edge and Christian d. Dudleyz, Hardys- 04/02/00 SD Tag Team Titles: Kurt Angle/Chris Benoit d. Edge/Rey Jr.- 10/20/02 European Title: Chris Jericho d. Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit- 04/02/00 Hardcore Title: Steve Blackman d. Shane McMahon- 08/27/00 Women's Title: Trish Stratus d. Victoria and Jazz- 03/30/03 Cruiserweight Title: Rey Mysterio Jr. d. Eddie Guerrero- 10/26/97 Lightheavyweight Title: Tajiri d. X-Pac- 8/06/01

Very, very good match. One of the top 5 Velocity matches of the year. And that's saying something.

..Wait, I'm not watching the PPV. Have fun, losers!

This show sucks.

Hardy/Venis gets *1/2. Good opener. Not enough time. Flair/Benjamin gets **1/2- I still dig Flair. Coach/Tajiri gets *3/4. Holy crap. Coach did damn good. Chris Jericho/Christian-Trish gets *** Lita/Victoria gets *. Better than I expected. Foley/Orton gets ****- That was damn fine. Not as good as Foley/HHH, but still great. La Resistance/Hurricane/Rosie gets 1/2* for Eugene. Edge/Kane was a DUD. Benoit/HHH/HBK gets ****1/2. I honestly liked the match more than WrestleMania. Plus, he waved the Canadian flag at the end, which is an extra 1/2*. Good show.

Hardy/Venis gets *1/2. Good opener. Not enough time. Flair/Benjamin gets **1/2- I still dig Flair. Coach/Tajiri gets *3/4. Holy crap. Coach did damn good. Chris Jericho/Christian-Trish gets *** Lita/Victoria gets *. Better than I expected. Foley/Orton gets ****- That was damn fine. Not as good as Foley/HHH, but still great. La Resistance/Hurricane/Rosie gets 1/2* for Eugene. Edge/Kane was a DUD. Benoit/HHH/HBK gets ****1/2. I honestly liked the match more than WrestleMania. Plus, he waved the Canadian flag at the end, which is an extra 1/2*. Good show.

Why did Teddy Hart deck you, Tawren? It would be a privilege to have La Parka spit on me.

Well, without Confidential, RAW is the only good thing left. Damn.

TNA match. Never saw that one, heard it was good. Anyways, I'm not continuing with my match reviews, OSW fed, or weekly match ratings for now because my computer only allows me to log on to TSM to view about one page, before the image files stop loading and I have to type in the address all over again, and do the same thing. This happens all the time, and then finally, one day, I'm able to log in. And then a week later, it goes off again. Luckily, today, it's stopped for a while. So anyway, it's really cool to see your match reviews. Even though I can't respond, I can read them, and they're great. Keep it up.

Flair: He was about this tall..medium build..brown hair. 12th row. Clear as day. Bischoff: And so this guy was the one actually popping for Orton? Flair: Yes, yes he was. Bischoff (to off screen): Bill, get the ground team and the complimentary ShopZone gift certificates ready, please.

Anybody else read this stuff? It's filled with useless trivia. I love it. I have at least eight of them. Anybody else a member of the BRI institute?

Why no love for Johnny Ace?

Hopefully, this one will go well. I've already done quite a few shows so at least this will be updated frequently.