The Mandarin

1) Mikey Whipwreck 3) The Five Star Ninja (forget the name..) 6) Earthquake

Ultimate Fighting Championship- Throwdown The Fantasy Booking Fed Obviously, you know what Ultimate Fighting Championship is. It's REAL MAN'S FIGHTING, not faked scraps between guys in spandex. The Rules -Each match will take place in the caged Octagon. -Unless noted, every single match will go on the combatants' win/loss record. -Each match is on Contender (moderate) difficulty -Each match is computer vs. computer -Round System- 3 Rounds for BOTH Championship and Non-Championship fights -Round Duration- 5 minutes -Matches can be won by submission or knockout Promotion Rules -Cards and matches organized as if it were a pro wrestling fed -If a title is vacant (as they are as of now), it will be decided via. four man tournament. Commentary System Two drunk Canadians, Larry and Stan, get together and commentate during UFC bouts. The UFC bouts are done via UFC Throwdown for the Playstation 2. Larry and Stan will commentate during the matches. Note- I know NOTHING about Mixed Martial Arts, so obviously, neither will the commentators. Don't yell at me when I incorrectly identify a submission hold as a "ouch, that's gotta hurt". Just sayin'. Roster Heavyweight Division Mark Coleman Style: Shootfighting/Kickboxing Height: 6'1" Weight: 225 lbs Age: 37 Gary Goodrige Style: Freestyle Height: 6'3" Weight: 240 lbs Age: 33 Tsuyoshi Kosaka Style: Submission fighting Height: 5'11" Weight: 225 lbs Age: 32 Mark Kerr Style: Freestyle wrestling Height: 6'1" Weight: 255 lbs Age: 33 Marco Ruas Style: Ruas Vale Tudo Height: 6'1" Weight: 210 lbs Age: 40 Bas Rutten Style: Submission fighting Height: 6'1" Weight: 220 lbs Age: 37 Pedro Rizzo Style: Ruas Vale Tudo Height: 6'1" Weight: 228 lbs Age: 27 Maurice Smith Style: Muay Thai/Pancrase Height: 6'2" Weight: 217 Age: 39 Pete Williams Style: Submission fighting Height: 6'3" Weight: 235 lbs Age: 26 Josh Barnett Style: AMC Pankration Height: 6'3" Weight: 255 lbs Age: 23 Dan Severn Style: Wrestling Height: 6'2" Weight: 250 Age: 47 Lightheavyweight Division Pat Miletich Style: Miletich Fighting Systems Jens Pulver Style: Miletich Fighting Systems Jeremy Horn Style: Miletich Fighting Systems Guy Mezger Style: Shootfighting Tito Ortiz Style: Submission fighting Kevin Randleman Style: Wrestling Frank Shamrock Style: Submission fighting Chuck Liddell Style: Kickboxing Evan Tanner Style: Freestyle Elvis Sinosic Style: Machado BJJ Vitor Belfort Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Mikey Burnett Style: Shootfighting Eugene Jackson Style: Freestyle Carlos Newton Style: Dragonball Z Jiu Jitsu B.J. Penn Style: Jiu-Jitsu Caol Uno Style: Wajutsu/ Wrestling John Lewis Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu IMPORTANT- The UFC Throwdown System Ever wanted to Well, now you can! For "Throwdown Points". Bet on the results of each match from a UFC Card. UFC Cards and Results will be up every 1 to 2 days. Everybody starts off with 75 Throwdown Points (note- Throwdown Points have no $$$ value. Only bragging rights. Not that you'd brag about this anyways). Rules -If you bet on one match, you must bet on them all. -If you identify the winner correctly, you get 15 points. Losing gets you -15 points. -Championship matches are worth +/-25. Only championship matches. Not championship tournament matches. UFC Points Are Redeemable For (if you redeem points, you lose the amount you used up): 25 points- You get to pick CM Funk's SmackDown Wrestler of the Week. Hell, I don't want to do it. 35 points- You get to pick CM Funk's RAW Wrestler of the Week. 50 points- Honorable mention by Larry and Stan during a UFC show. 75 points- You get to pick CM Funk's Match of the Week. 100 points- You get to create the card for the next UFC show. 125 points- Your own created fighter is placed in the game and will wrestle UFC bouts on the videogame. To sign up, just say that you're willing to play and then bet your 75 Throwdown points on tonight's card. Tonight's Card Good luck, and let's get it on.

WWE is better off trying to sell dog shit on street corners than hoping for people to buy Judgment Day. Damnit, I don't want any competition.

..who beat a pig-tailed HUGH MORRUS in his first match.

UPDATED. I also tweaked older reviews, so now they're more evil. *** for a Lita match? What was I smoking?

Anyways, I don't give two shits about what Bradshaw has to say, but for some reason he's quite defensive about what others have to say about him. Someone's a little insecure.

Finished mine going from 5 PM to 10 PM. Nothing special. It's just okay. If you're going to read something, get Popcorn by Ben Elton. It's addicting, I swear.

Tugboat (captain), Jimmy Snuka, Tito Santana and Ultimate Warrior. VERSUS Haku (captain), The Warlord, Greg Valentine and Dino Bravo (substitute for The Barbarian)

Very, very good match. One of the top 5 Velocity matches of the year. And that's saying something.

..Wait, I'm not watching the PPV. Have fun, losers!

This show sucks.

Hardy/Venis gets *1/2. Good opener. Not enough time. Flair/Benjamin gets **1/2- I still dig Flair. Coach/Tajiri gets *3/4. Holy crap. Coach did damn good. Chris Jericho/Christian-Trish gets *** Lita/Victoria gets *. Better than I expected. Foley/Orton gets ****- That was damn fine. Not as good as Foley/HHH, but still great. La Resistance/Hurricane/Rosie gets 1/2* for Eugene. Edge/Kane was a DUD. Benoit/HHH/HBK gets ****1/2. I honestly liked the match more than WrestleMania. Plus, he waved the Canadian flag at the end, which is an extra 1/2*. Good show.

Hardy/Venis gets *1/2. Good opener. Not enough time. Flair/Benjamin gets **1/2- I still dig Flair. Coach/Tajiri gets *3/4. Holy crap. Coach did damn good. Chris Jericho/Christian-Trish gets *** Lita/Victoria gets *. Better than I expected. Foley/Orton gets ****- That was damn fine. Not as good as Foley/HHH, but still great. La Resistance/Hurricane/Rosie gets 1/2* for Eugene. Edge/Kane was a DUD. Benoit/HHH/HBK gets ****1/2. I honestly liked the match more than WrestleMania. Plus, he waved the Canadian flag at the end, which is an extra 1/2*. Good show.

Why did Teddy Hart deck you, Tawren? It would be a privilege to have La Parka spit on me.

Well, without Confidential, RAW is the only good thing left. Damn.

TNA match. Never saw that one, heard it was good. Anyways, I'm not continuing with my match reviews, OSW fed, or weekly match ratings for now because my computer only allows me to log on to TSM to view about one page, before the image files stop loading and I have to type in the address all over again, and do the same thing. This happens all the time, and then finally, one day, I'm able to log in. And then a week later, it goes off again. Luckily, today, it's stopped for a while. So anyway, it's really cool to see your match reviews. Even though I can't respond, I can read them, and they're great. Keep it up.

Flair: He was about this tall..medium build..brown hair. 12th row. Clear as day. Bischoff: And so this guy was the one actually popping for Orton? Flair: Yes, yes he was. Bischoff (to off screen): Bill, get the ground team and the complimentary ShopZone gift certificates ready, please.

Why no love for Johnny Ace?

One on one with the Jesus?

I'll edit this post in a few mins. Computer problems have kept this and the Match Reviews delayed for the week. Sorry.

I've been watching for seven years, this summer. The Hart Foundation and The Undertaker hooked me. I wasn't too big on Austin until a few months later, once I was watching religiously.

WM XX had Benoit vs. Angle and Rey? ..What match were you watching?

Thanks dude, that was pretty good. Know any websites with any ****+ matches up? Specifically, I'd like to see any good stuff from 2000-2001.

"Gobbledy Gooker" Hector Guerrero was a popcorn vendor at WM VIII.