The Mandarin

Not even the Fonz would look cool beating a woman. .. Why would the Fonz beat a woman in the first place?

My sixteenth pick is Shark Boy.

Since I'm an ass, I'll have to update this tomorrow instead. BUT.. Since I made you wait two days for this, you get- Austin vs. Rock- WMXIX AND Austin vs. Rock- WMXVII (my favorite match of all time)

CM Punk- his journal Samoa Joe- his journal Lance Storm- his website Allison Danger- her journal Chris Jericho- his website I know there's a ton more, but I can't think tonight.

http://news.yahoo.com/fc?tmpl=fc&cid=34&in...t=animal_rights They seem to love targeting young children.

My fifteenth pick is The Hurricane.

Makes me wonder... What would Batista do if he ever faced Kidman. Make a really sad puppy dog face, and then put him in a bearhug.

As much as I dislike Bradshaw, his promo was pretty badass.

Rene Dupree + Fifi = $$$

My 14th pick is Rene Dupree (w/ Fifi).

Maybe this should go into the CE folder, though.

Sorry I forgot. 14 more picks to go.. My 13th pick is The Big Show.

Screw that. It should have been Johnny Spade and Fifi (voice of Fifi provided by Rodney Dangerfield)

Sorry for making you pansies wait so long. TOMORROW: Royal Rumble 2003, Pt. I (Friday you would get Pt. II) OR The Rock vs. Steve Austin- WMXIX (Friday you would get random crap)

By far, my favourite match I've ever seen. Amazing crowd, atmosphere, drama, selling, psychology, it just had everything. The ending was pretty much unforgettable, even though Austin's run got really stale quickly (though it was very good around King of the Ring 2001 leading up to a **** title match) I'd say *****, no question.

New full-length movie is up.

Whipwreck and Tajiri! Yes! Although they'd probably be missing Sinister Minister.

Pat Patterson is teh gey.

Steiners.

The crowd sucked last night. I mean, the show wasn't anything great, but the crowd was completely dead the whole show. Talk about enthusiastic.