The Mandarin

Anyone remember when he called Undertaker back to the ring after their ladder match? Jeff's voice was ear-splitting. It was really hilarious.

I recall seeing a giant 20-foot "aluminummy" in WWE magazine one time in a tour of Jeff Hardy's house (it's frigging UGLY). I believe "they" are giant statues that he worships. .. And he's built fourty of them or something.

Pretty sure there was a ladder match at New Blood Rising.

Play "In the Navy" during one of your sets and you get forever mad props.

You know that guy too? He's getting Brock's autograph for me!

Here's the deal: You get both! Hell naw, this is my game. Smaffles ain't goin' down to some overpaid bitch. AND Well, it was fun, but it's time for some real reviews now. I may do another Benoit/Eddie soon to find the clear winner. That was so frigging amazing. I pressed replay for another one, but didn't recap it. Benoit won 5-0 () TOMORROW: Mick Foley vs. The Rock- 1-4-99 OR Mick Foley vs. Undertaker- King of the Ring 1998 Vote, please. After getting four of them yesterday, I'm simply as giddy as can be.

Holy shit, Scott Keith gave Eddie/Rey ****1/4, yet said the show "sucked". I disagree with both.

Pretty sure he's in the 170s. Damn, the ending to SmackDown ruled. Rey/Eddie was pretty damn good, and The Undertaker showing up was amazing. Very, very good show. Great way to cap off going into the lottery. This whole week of WWE TV (WM on) has ruled.

God, I hope she wasn't offered to have sex with VADER, too. *shudders*

Thank you, kind sir. My first pick is Eddie Guerrero.

Alright, you want to go first?

Rene Dupree and Rob Conway turn on worthless Sylvan Grenier leading up to Kennel from Hell 2- Dupree vs. Grenier with french poodles surrounding the ring. O/T: Holy shit, has Drury37 been doing the "Thanks" routine THAT long? Damn.

Can anybody tell me if Rey's DVD is worth picking up?

Check out my Once a Day Match Review thread tomorrow for more HCTP wrasslin'. Either Benoit faces Guerrero in an iron man match, or Big Show faces Smaffles, the Pimpin' Bear!

Three replies! It must be Christmas! TOMORROW: A unique twist, as two SmackDown: Here Comes the Pain! matches are up for review. Ten Minute Iron Man Match- Eddie Guerrero vs. Chris Benoit OR Big Show vs. Smaffles, a CAW bear wearing a pimp suit and a top hat (if anybody wishes, I have the CAW instructions for this pimpin' bear) Vote, homeboys.

What's better than--

Steiners and Brainbusters.

Woah, never seen that outfit on Curry Man. What happened to the gold and black?

I'm happy you're not going tomorrow night too. You wouldn't even be able to get in the building.

I went with Foley. Always loved his.

I donno, I REALLY dug the Astrodome, I'd put that up near the top. 'Twas huge.

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Just for kicks, here's Erwin Rommel's suicide note: "I have just had to tell your mother that I shall be dead in a quarter of an hour. Hitler is charging me with high treason. In view of my services in Africa, I am to have the chance of dying by poison. The two generals have brought it with them. It is fatal in three seconds. If I accept, none of the usual steps will be taken against my family. I'm to be given a state funeral. It's all been prepared to the last detail. In a quarter of an hour, you will recieve a call from the hospital in Ulm to say that I've had a brain seizure on the way to a conference." God bless you, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.

Alright then. I guess multiple choices is too confusing. TOMORROW (PLEASE, PLEASE, VOTE) Brock vs. Angle- WMXIX OR Michaels vs. Razor- WMX

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