The Mandarin

Updated, yo. Benoit/Michaels/Nose doesn't get the full monty, but it was still damn good. Update: After rewatching, I've decided the triple threat was better than RR2003, therefore the triple threat gets *****.

LA PARKA IN 2005~!

I don't know if any song can enrage a crowd more than X-Pac's theme by Uncle Cracker.

Show/Cena was pretty bad, but not offensive. 2nd place. SD Tag Titles was downright crap. I'd go with that.

Props, homie. Very, very good movie. Just for shits and giggles- Planes, Trains and Automobiles- 8.7/10 Suicide Kings- 3/10 Goodfellas- 10/10 I'm with Aero, not a big fan of Lost in Translation.

Main event gets a DUD, and don't get me started on Angle/Eddie. I'd have to whip out the hot pokers.

So did I. Wait a minute.. ..oh, no wait. Oh, thank God. *phew*

If you can spot today's SECRET WORD, you get to pick tomorrow's match! The secret word is hidden somewhere in my review. Here's a clue: it's after #5, but before #14. There you have it. The winner gets to pick tomorrow's match out of the following: Brock vs. Angle- WMXIX Michaels vs. Ramon- WMX Brock vs. Undertaker- No Mercy 2002 Michaels vs. Foley- Mind Games or Steve Austin vs. The Rock- WMX-7. Happy hunting.

No, but I was extremely happy that Benoit and Guerrero's hard work had paid off.

Same here. One of my favourite WrestleManias of all time. Possibly not better than X-7, but it was still awesome. The main event was one of the most emotionally gripping matches I've ever seen. When Triple H finally tapped, that was one of the best moments I've seen in wrestling. Benoit's finally the champ. Bad ass western Undertaker is awesome. A bit different than what I expected, but he's still pretty damn cool. No letdown here. I actually enjoyed Goldberg/Lesnar. I was thrilled to see the two booed out of the building. Hopefully, they both just go away now. Austin stunnering both of them was great. Angle/Eddie was damn good. It was a bit slow at first, but once it picked up, it was great. Jericho/Christian was awesome, too. Great match, minus the botch. Christian is one bad ass dude. Molly/Victoria was not. I was ticked by the ending. Molly is probably the best, and classiest looking female wrestler, and she gets her head shaved. Why couldn't that happen to Ivory?! Or Jazz?! The RAW tag was just there. The SD tag was basically the APA/Tazz vs. RTC of WMX7. Bad, but not offensive. Vince McMahon saying thank you and the Hall of Fame ceremony was really classy. Rock/Foley vs. Evolution was probably one of the best matches of the night. I was in total mark-out mode for Ric Flair. His attempted People's Elbow was gold. I wasn't thrilled with the result, but at least Foley got up right after the RKO. They should have stayed on Foley's standing ovation longer. Then, they followed that up with a horrible women's match. Ugh. I guess it was good for what it was..2 minutes, or so. The cruiserweight open sucked. No love for Funaki. Ultimo slipping was probably the best part. Show/Cena wasn't too good, but I was happy with the result. Overall, I had a great time. These are the kind of shows that make you a wrestling fan.

Anybody else tally up how much they've spent on PPVs? I've spent $1600 on PPVs from 2000 to now. I'm insane.

Conan is WAY better than Jay. He doesn't have the nasal voice, plus he has entertaining and creative skits, unlike Leno. And at least when Conan's monologue jokes bomb, he's quick enough to cover it up with some sort of funny quip. Jay just looks at his bandleader and mutters.

Of course, why wouldn't Heenan steal the show?

1. World Title (Raw) Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels vs. HHH © Who I Want To Win: Benoit Who Will Win: HHH 2. WWE Title (Smackdown) Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero © Who I Want To Win: Guerrero Who Will Win: Guerrero 3. Handicap Match : Mick Foley/Rock vs. Ric Flair/Batista/Randy Orton Who I Want To Win: Rock/Sock Who Will Win: Rock/Sock 4. Kane vs. Undertaker Who I Want To Win: Undertaker Who Will Win: Undertaker 5. Fatal Four way for the WWE tag titles (Smackdown) – APA vs. WGTT (Haas/Benjamin) vs. Basham Brothers vs. Rikishi/Scotty 2 Hotty © Who I Want To Win: TWGTT Who Will Win: APA 6. Fatal Four was for the World Tag Titles (Raw) – Dudleys vs. Lance Cade/Mark Jindrak vs. La Resitance vs. Rob Van Dam/Booker T © Who I Want To Win: Rob Van Dam/Booker T Who Will Win: Rob Van Dam/Booker T 7. Hair vs. Title – Molly Holly vs. Victoria © Who I Want To Win: Molly Who Will Win: Molly 8. Cruiserweight Open – Billy Kidman, Rey Mysterio, Ultimo Dragon, Tajiri, Jamie Knoble, Sho Funaki, Nunzio, Shannon Moore, Akio, and Chavo Guerrero © Who I Want To Win: Chavo Who Will Win: Chavo 9. Bill Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar Who I Want To Win: Lesnar Who Will Win: Goldberg 10. Playboy Evening Gown Match - Sable/Torrie vs. Miss Jackie/Stacy Who I Want To Win: Jackie/Stacy Who Will Win: Sable/Torrie 11. US Championship – John Cena vs. Big Show © Who I Want To Win: Cena Who Will Win: Cena 12. Christian vs. Chris Jericho Who I Want To Win: Jericho Who Will Win: Jericho

Anybody know if Weekend Update's already been on?

"WEH ON COLD PIT ZUH" What freakin' time of day is it that Ric Flair isn't wasted?

Mad TV has sucked ever since they got in Stephnie Weir. Now old school Mad TV, that's awesome. Pat Kilbane (the tall, Lance Storm looking one) is hilarious.

Expect RR92 in a few hours.

..just like STEVE MCMICHAEL..

"It's Brockie, the rockin' dog!"

Mike is actually a pretty nice guy. Although his show was God-awful.

My CAW pimp bear would destroy Shelton.