The Mandarin

I still have Pete Rose's "HOWBOUTEEETTTT" burned into my memory.

"Eugene" seems to be more retarded since Nick Dinsmore overdosed.

Yeah, WWE doesn't care much for Stevie so it's bound to be him. Stevie Richards in action is my guess. Big fuckin' whoop.

In the navy, you can sail the seven seas!

Sayed Ali as an emotional wreck as his son is "killed". Man, was Sayed Ali eeeevil.

I hurt myself playing Copter.

I must be retarded, because I barely did 12. SavageRulz, your snake score will soon be trumped!

Unfortunately I don't think I left any Space Invaders for you guys. Sorry to disappoint.

Sin City was the only movie from 2005 that I ever plan on watching again, if that says something about the year. The only nominated-in-a-major-category film I saw last year was Crash, which was good, but nothing I was blown away by. I thought the whole idea of the movie was pretty farfetched and was uninterested in some of the stories. I would choose Crash over last year's Best Picture (supposedly), Million Dollar Baby, in a heartbeat, however.

I love the smell of a new box. I always make sure to get close and breath in the contents right after delivery. Why do I hear sirens outside?

I'm against Rey Mysterio winning the Royal Rumble if only for the fact that months of his awkward, seemingly scripted "tributes" to Eddie will follow. Rey's mask-shedding "confessional" or whatever to Eddie on the tribute RAW was bad enough (even though the match against Michaels was phenominal, IMO). I'd prefer Benoit winning and going on to face Angle.

Five point questions: 1) The winner of the 2006 Royal Rumble will be: Triple H 2) Who will be the "Ironman" of the 2006 Royal Rumble? Benoit 3) Who will last the shortest amount of time in the ring? Coach 4) Who will get the most eliminations? (If there is a tie, you get your points) Orton 5) Who will be the last man eliminated? Randy Orton 6) Will the winner be from Smackdown or Raw? Raw Three point questions...pick the man who will be in the Royal Rumble the LATEST (not who lasts the longest) out of the two choices below: 7) Viscera 8) JBL 9) Shelton Benjamin 10) Kane 11) HHH 12) Rey Mysterio 13) Rob Van Dam 14) Randy Orton 15) Chris Masters 16) Joey Mercury One point questions: 17) Who will draw #'s 1-4? (One point for each correct person) Carlito, Benoit, Hardy, Murdoch 18) Who will be the last four men in the ring? (One point for each correct person) HHH, Orton, Benoit, Michaels 19) Who will be the last RAW superstar eliminated? Michaels 20) Who will be the last Smackdown superstar eliminated? Orton 21) Who will draw #'s 27-30 (One point for each correct person) Flair, Masters, Booker T, RVD 22) True or False: We will see a Boogeyman/Undertaker showdown FALSE 23) True or False: We will see a surprise return sometime during the Rumble TRUE 24) True or False: Somebody in the Rumble match will blade TRUE 25) True or False: Vince McMahon will interfere in the Rumble TRUE TIEBREAKER QUESTION: Give the exact time this year's Rumble match will last: 63:43

The only way that could come off perfectly is if we had ROH fanboys in the background doing duelling chants for what position they'd want to see. "Doggystyle!" *Clap clap clap clap clap* "Re-verse cowgirl" *Clap clap clap clap clap* It should then end with some sort of bukkake session involving Japanese talent that has the fans appropriately shouting "Ar-i-gat-o!" after the big finish.

Do the Evolution and Frontier Psychiatrist are fantastic. This might be my favourite though.

D2 introduced me to Trinidad and Tobago, and I haven't heard much about them since. So I guess that's another one.

Yeah. There's Niger and Nigeria. Natives of Nigeria are called Nigerians, right? So what they call people who live in Niger? Hungry?

I always know the right things to say when somebody dies. My response to Budd Dwyer's death was sampled in Batman's ualuealue song.

Nice Guy Eddie, is just going to decide, out of tha fuckin' BLOOO, to be found dead? Why don't you tell me what REALLY happened?

Yeah, that's been driving me ape-shit. I too hate sideway scrolling with a passion.

God, WrestleMania sounds so disappointing considering what was planned earlier. ..wait, everything ever proposed for WrestleMania 22 has sounded bad. Except for it being in Chicago.

I saw Battle Royale (Special Edition, I guess) for the first time a few hours ago and was very disappointed. The action was neat, but unrealistic at times. I didn't understand the motives for some characters and was baffled at the insertion of some stuff. Lousy subtitles didn't help either. I thought it was decent, but not great. While I didn't like Cabin Fever at all, I'm actually interested in Hostel. I'll watch it at some point.

I agree completely. I was the only one in the room at the time but that had me howling. Possibly my favourite moment of the season thus far. And hey, Steve Carrell did it~!

Florida was very nice when I went. Except for the hostage-taking and eventual police shooting that caused problems driving out of my visit to Epcot, but still.

Oh dear God.

Kurt Angle is World Champ? Edge is WWE Champ and is fighting Ric Flair in a TLC match? ..what in the hell have I missed? (I was on vacation and didn't see any wrestling)