The Mandarin

What in the fruity hell? What have they done to The Rock? He's become Oprah!

The people love Optimus Prime.

I'd laugh if the Rock came out there, got Foley to come out, and Said.. "Mick Foley...this is your life!" and then he hands Foley his two books. Genius. Wait..so Steven Richards main-evented? *faints*

Johnny Splaze > RAW

YES YES YES YES YES

no, it was obviously Edge. *clueless* Wait, wait, wait. I think I've solved it. It was Grandma Edna. I thought she died? Yurple died, fool.

no, it was obviously Edge. *clueless* Wait, wait, wait. I think I've solved it. It was Grandma Edna.

Does anyone else think that was Trish driving the car?

For anyone who used to read my Match Reviews, it's back up now. To vote for the better Hogan match (WMIII or WMXVIII), click the second sig link.

Anything involving Whitt Bass from Angels in the Outfield has gotta be good.

I could have sworn I just asked the same question. Johnny Blaze, I love you.

Where the hell is Johnny Blaze?!

"Twist it and manipulate it to your advantage"? He's making Stephanie sound like Stretch Armstrong.

Yes! The Trojan Man commercials are back! I swear, that commercial is four years old.

I typed in my post and it was over.

Hahaha, you said "gay". So did you by repeating me. BOOYAH I got served.

Hahaha, you said "gay".

That wasn't as good as it could have been, but it was still some funny shit. Heel Rock > everybody on the roster

This segment needs more Johnny Blaze.

Rocky's here, with his ugly-ass goatee.

Yo, Hartfan, it's 9:25 in Toronto. Alright, geekass announcer dude. That guy is the shit. I hope that was Trish driving the car.

Austin/Rock had the best buildup in years, even though Debra's role was quite annoying.

BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD, CHRISTIAN SHOULD HAVE SENT A TEXT MESSAGE.

That match was amazing. I didn't see the Vengeance, so it was pretty cool to see that stuff on TV. The reason it goes pretty much forgotten even though it was the best free TV tag match of 2003, is because it happened on the day of the blackout. I was fortunate enough to see it the next day.

Angle/Guerrero is going to be awesome, Undertaker/Kane should be cool, and if the house show reports are as good as they it is, the RAW Triple Threat should be good. And I want to see Brock Lesnar beat the shit out of Smaffles.