The Mandarin

Kurt Angle is World Champ? Edge is WWE Champ and is fighting Ric Flair in a TLC match? ..what in the hell have I missed? (I was on vacation and didn't see any wrestling)

Oh yeah?

I just don't understand.

Not a test, maybe later.

That's not Angle; all of that man's brow makes it into the picture. Plus Hero is seemingly able to wrap his arms around the guy's neck.

2003 with WGTT and Kidman/Rey (their bout on SmackDown was my second favourite WWE Rey match ever-- top being Lesnar/Rey) or even 2004 with my personal tag team match of the year, Orton/Batista vs. Benoit/Edge.

I read Torrie's interview on WWE.com and I looked at her dog's superstar page, and it's all just vomit-inducing. Hopefully "Chloe Push Tush" is never said on television. It's kind of pathetic considering Eddie Guerrero's mini-biography is terrible (just three sentences) and all three members of MNM have an illegible description that leads me to believe that somebody's job within the company has been outsourced to China: "Melina is also force to be dealt with at ringside. MNM comes from Los Angeles and always name dropping names as Paris, Ashton, and Jessica. MNM enjoys parting with their celebrity friends"

They probably work the same shift on occasion.

I'll go with Brent Albright vs. Chris Benoit, followed by Benoit vs. Orton and Michaels vs. Benjamin II. Albright would be fed to Angle on Raw, so hopefully he goes to SmackDown.

Fell right through the table.

CHUCK NORRIS SIGN

My closed caption: "Jerry Lawler: He wants to get off but it's going to be tough going tonight."

Amityville Horror Franchiser Pepsi Plunge Eye of the Hurricane Alley Oop

I can't believe 14,000 people saw Tazz and Spike Dudley beat freakin' Brock Lesnar and Batista. That's incredibly sad.

Singh should call Stevie Richards right now and apologize for the injury he's going to give to him.

I don't really remember "Clocks" too well, but I tremendously enjoyed Chris Benoit's music video. The video is the first thing that comes to my mind when I hear that song (unlike "Hurt", "My Sacrifice" or "Beautiful Day"). Yes, I listen to really bad radio stations.

For those of you who aren't in the know, lineups are/were as so (ranked in order of how much they impressed me): Right now, I've got 10 of them total. Personally, I'm going with either Yoko, Ric or Neidhart being the best of the line. I haven't picked either up yet, but I'm willing to fight tooth and nail for plastic men. Hell, I did today when I had to bodycheck a British kid to get to a CS3 Bret Hart.

dont think ya hafta worry Yeah, I don't go to house shows and I don't answer out-of-state phone calls, so I think I'm fairly safe.

Time to bump this, I guess. Dean Malenko, Arn Anderson, Mr. Perfect and Sabu were all announced for an upcoming CS line recently. I am very happy with this news. Unfortunately, seeing as Jakks no longer has any interest in getting their product to Canada, I'll likely never get my hands on these. Bastards.

I'd take up smoking if Maria asked me to. And if Stacy Keibler demanded it, I'd eat my grandmother's ashes. Fuck, I hope she doesn't.

"Batman Begins"- 6/10 on my personal rating scale (I can see you disagreeing already) Decent stuff, but I thought it was really disappointing. Screw trying to keep it "realistic", give me something fun. I prefer Batman Forever every way as it has the hotter chick, more memorable (yet not necessarily better) performances, better Batmobile, incredibly over-the-top villains, a better soundtrack, cool 90's dialogue that is often hilarious, cooler gadgets and a much better ending (Begins' reminded me WAY too much of Daredevil's). Plus those CGI bats were awful. I did not expect what I saw at all with this film. I got "Batman Art House" when I wanted "Batman Comic Book". I don't mind the widespread approval of the film (even if it is ranked higher on the IMDB than Heat and the friggin' Exorcist) as I can see why it would appeal to a lot of people, especially those who don't like comic book movies. However, I'll stick with the original, flashier, more interesting set of films-- minus Batman and Robin. That one was just terrible. Is it just me or did Cillian Murphy/Katie Holmes/that kid who Batman gave that thing to all look the same? I swear, they all have similar facial structures. Unnecessary Author's Note- This has taken me forever to type because I have been drinking a bit.

Apparently Jeremy Borash posted on the internet that Hacksaw Jim Duggan has died, or something. But the ROH message board isn't really a credible news source. Edit: Wasn't true.

Yes.

Once or twice I've said "That was my favourite line from Schindler's List" after laughing.