The Mandarin

MXC! Screw Slamball, MXC is back.

Complete idiot, he says.

BUT THEN HE'D LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE TRIPLE H AND THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR BUSINESS.

Some of those stills with her mouth open were extremely odd.

Man, I want that DVD so badly.

Rockers were always the masters of the hot tag.

Screw that, give me some Gobbledy Gooker.

Cheap plug for my What would SmartMark do? topic in Fantasy Booking. Seriously, give it a try. It's quite fun.

OH MAN, THANK YOU ARCHIVE FOOTAGE. Someone better get that as their avatar.

There's NEVER too many Canadians.

Y'know, it would make more sense to post this once Survivor Series is actually regarded as a piece of crap. No Mercy looked shitty going in, but it actually wasn't too bad in the end. Survivor Series may still suck, but it would make more sense to insult it once it's actually over. I'd say over half the people online actually WANT the shows to suck. Going into the show with a negative outlook isn't going to make the show any better.

Damnit. Myself, my CAW named "Conspiracy", was in a great tag team with Booker T ("Wendy's Sucks") that won the Tag Titles in our first match. We then lost them in a Ladder Match (to Haas and O'Haire) at the next PPV. Then it gets interesting. Torrie becomes my manager, and we hit it off. Add in tons of "pie" references here. We were about to become a couple, when A-Train said that she was gonna become his manager. He challenged me at the PPV. I declined. So he challenges HER. She fights him at the PPV while I played her manager. She was about to win, when I, foolishly thinking I could just come in and blast A-Train with a chair, run in and accidentally SMASH TORRIE IN THE FACE. TS will like that one. Anyways, I thought she'd just win by DQ, but no, as it appears that I accidentally smacked A-Train in the face first before I hit Torrie. Sonofabitch. Anyways, after that, she just disappeared and I transferred to RAW. I'm still without a storyline. Damnit. My question: Can someone tell me what would have happened had I stayed with Torrie? I'm really curious now. Damn that hairy bastard.

No Eddie yet you have Kane and Undertaker? I'm basing it on who ment the most to storylines and angles in WWE. Undertaker and Kane had a big "brotherly feud" thing going for a long while, and they had one of the biggest storylines (although it was pretty unrealistic) of the late 90's. Undertaker's still getting huge pops and Kane is a huge, fearsome monster even though the Shane angle is very stale. Eddie wasn't even in the WWF from 1997-2000, so that's one of your reasons there. While Eddie was finally getting over with the Mamacita thing, it cooled down and then he got fired. When he came back, he didn't really have too many storylines even though he was the Intercontinental Champion. He finally found his niche with Los Guerreros, and this summer, I dare say he was one of the most over superstars on SmackDown. Now, after losing to the Big Show he's not as "big" a superstar as he was months ago, but he still means something to SmackDown. Don't get me wrong, Eddie's one of my favourite wrestlers, but he's not been as valuable as some of these hosses. Maybe a few months from now, Eddie could have a shot in making it to the top ten, but right now, uh-uh. I'd put him around the 15-30 zone.

You're SURE it was 16:10? I don't understand how they could let it go that long, but then again, I haven't seen the match in a while.

You butchered my thread!

Ew, he better not go in Droz's backdoor.

Summer should guest star on That 70's Show, playing virtually the same character. Her and Jackie would be EXACTLY alike. So that means they'd have to get into a cat fight. Oh yeah, the show. IT DESTROYS 24. 24 was my favourite show for the past two seasons, but this show sends it back to Chino. Eat it, Kiefer. Oh yeah, and has anyone heard ANYTHING about a DVD set? Anything? At all?

Jesus Christ, he just blew their brains in.

My personal picks, based on when I started watching wrestling (June '97) to now. All are for WWF/WWE. 1) Steve Austin ('97 to 2001) 2) The Rock ('98 to 2000) 3) Kurt Angle (2000 to now) 4) Triple H (1998, 2000 to 2001) 5) Mick Foley (1997 to 2000) 6) Chris Jericho (2000 to now) 7) Undertaker ('97 to '98, 2002) 8) Bret Hart ('97) 9) Kane ('97 to '99, '01, '03) 10) Brock Lesnar (2002 to now)

I take no responsibility for any shark jumping in this thread.

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Even my grandmother has 15 more points than Muta.

Whoo, that was great. Thanks for the link.

Eh, the site's not that good as a whole. They've never been able to maintain it that well..it's only good for Edge's commentary and Byte This.

I'm starting a new thread based on the REAL book. You guys can have your fun over there, but this is based on the real book that was released today. Has anyone bought it yet? I haven't gone to the bookstore, but I'm really tempted to get it.