The Mandarin

Animal and his kids' interviews were VERY well done. I was thinking the same thing. Me too. I haven't seen the Wembley Stadium match, but from what I've heard, not very good. Eh, oh well. Hopefully next week will be a tribute to Crash Holly. Any mention of Crash yet?

I went crazy when he pinned Yokozuna at Survivor Series 1995. That was awesome..and then he and Shawn did that posing thing, for a good 5 minutes.

I can imagine Lita signing autographs. "Hey, whash your name?.. Oh, no, I can'th pronounche that. I'll jush call you Bob." *signs*

Jericho's OTR was the best, for sure. Man, I wish that was Jazz instead of Gail.

Cena's commercial DESTROYS Triple H's commercial.

Coach's corrections are hilarious.

Written by Phil Speer at WWE.com, of course. This is great news, I'm a *huge* Nowinski fan, I can't wait to see him back. Hopefully this time they won't team him with Rodney Mack, or even Teddy Long. While I do like the team of Teddy and Nowinski, they both are ment to have speaking roles. I think Nowinski would be better off on his own where he can do his own stuff on the stick. In the mean time, he's a big star in my Fantasy Booking federation, Wrestling: 2K4, which you can check out by clicking the link. Or not.

Hmm, that's a good topic. How about a shirt that says "BIG" on the front in huge red letters, and on the back, it reads "..Show." Or one that says "Here comes the Pain, Cole!" on the front, and on the back is a picture of Tazz's face blended in with Brock Lesnar's. Or one of Chris Benoit hugging a wolverine on the front, and then on the back, showing him cooking and eating the wolverine. Or an A-Train one that says "Shave your Back" on the front, and on the back, it's like one of those muscle shirts, but it's of A-Train's back. "Fool your friends into thinking you're a hairy bastard!"

Bob, is February 9th a house show? Because I'm not going to crappy house shows after having been to SmackDown tapings and RAW shows the past few months.

You know if Brock/Show did the work for there team and Yoko/Vader/Andre were all in there primes I think this would be ok. Andre was great in his time and Vader is the best big man. Yoko was willing to work and tried. Take out the shit first and you got yourself a good handicapped match. Hell, A-Train's not THAT bad. I'd him in and have a pretty decent 3 on 3 match. If you wanted to go the full ten, I'd add Undertaker, Kane, Batista and Sean O'Haire. I'd call O'Haire a "hoss". He can wrestle, but he's still a huge, huge man.

Eh, I don't really agree with that. It wasn't the best main event of the year, but for what it was, I was pretty entertained by it. And I'm sure there are lots of Heat squashes and hoss vs. hoss matches that would place lower than it.

Heheh, no problem. Now...suddenly I'm thinking of a Mr. Mac-Man head traveling around a maze, gobbling up small indy promotions and any "name" free agent wrestlers to keep TNA from signing them. Yeah, but at least Pac-Man has a wife who is able to show at least SOME acting range.

I'll agree with you there, I've never understood most of the praise for the man. Maybe it's the girly tights. .. I've never seen him have a bad match. Sid, Undertaker, freakin King Kong Bundy, Mark Henry, the new HHH, against anybody.... It's always at least okay. Woah, I didn't know we were calling him a bad wrestler, I just thought he was overrated. He's certainly not the best wrestler of the decade, as a few people claim, but the man is not a bad wrestler. He's perfectly fine, I prefer him to most of the roster nowadays. But I just don't understand why he gets such AMAZING praise, usually reserved for some of the best wrestlers of all-time. I don't find him as good as someone like Hart or Austin or even Rob Van Dam. JR: And that's your story, and I'm sure you're stickin' to it! How the hell did you get in? JR: Climbed through the window.

If he was no longer able to wrestle, I would LOVE to see him announce RAW with someone else. A fresh new face instead of the stale combo of JR/Lawler.

I'll agree with you there, I've never understood most of the praise for the man. Maybe it's the girly tights. ..

How about "Wine me, dine me, 619 me"? God, I don't want to look like a pansy when I wear it. Stupid marketing.

Match #5 - Womens Championship Jazz w/ Teddy Long, Rodney Mack and Chris Nowinsky v. Victoria w/ Steven Richards -The crowd was looking forward to this match. Teddy Long cut a promo at the start and this prompted the challenger to come out. A shove match occured and then Victoria was shoved out of the ring. A few blows back and forth and then Mack and Nowinsky came in and beat on Victoria. The match lasted 2 minutes. Winner - No Contest That damn Victoria, she's such a hoss.

This would take place around late 1998, December to be exact. Team WWF: Steve Austin (face), The Rock (heel), Mankind (face), The Undertaker (heel), Vince McMahon (heel) Team WCW: Bill Goldberg (face), Kevin Nash (face), Hulk Hogan (heel), Bret Hart (heel), Eric Bischoff (heel) It might not be the most technically sound match of all time, but it would draw like CRAZY.

I should have this week's 2K4 Live, X AND the Pay-Per-View, Maximum Chaos, done by Sunday. Should be good. Sorry for the lack of updates.

Austin F*ck Fear Women's T-Shirt Fock fear..while I beat you.

Y'know, I thought the man would have died from a heart condition. He did weigh 400 pounds, the scale proved it.

I think he had to take them around WM2000 because he messed up his (knee?).

..It's like a giant round lump.

I'm pretty sure Mick took painkillers on a few occasions, but that's about it. I'd never take painkillers in the wrestling business, it just does more damage. Of course, I'd never want to be in the damned thing in the first place.

Too bad that's not the way it is. I really, really wish it was, for all wrestlers' sakes, but most importantly the indy wrestlers.