The Mandarin

Both Andre and StillRealToMe are really fantastic.

Yeah, she didn't even let her practice cooking. No wonder my dinner tastes so bad.

I'm not 100% on this but if the board voted on a "Banned from ___ folder" you'd probably get Music in a walk. I'm not gonna be the nerdy white guy who feigns an interest in hip-hop to prove how eclectic and diverse my music tastes are. Oh shit, I do that, except it's just to make ("@$%#") friends at work. Interesting.

Oh dear. That poor man.

Still suprised Gerald Ford never delivered. He was the common *BEST BET*.

I'm very interested in seeing this movie. I wonder if they kept the scene in where Clooney falls backwards, hits his head and legitimately begins several months of pain and suffering that ultimately ends in spinal fluid coming out his nose?

I'm drinking right now but, shockingly, I wouldn't change the list all that much. Maybe I'd add The Truman Show in Apocalypse Now's place, but not much. Anyways, my top five favourite movie climaxes of all time that I remember right now (no order)-

That song kinda died after Fergie pissed herself. Moby didn't get any nominations for Hotel this year, and when that's compared to the nominations other really horrible albums and songs got, it shows you just how bad and flat Hotel was. And I really like Moby (well, everything else).

Yeah, it started for me around the Boogeyman match. The picture quality on some events, especially PPVs, is one of the biggest negatives of the last few months. Survivor Series looked like dick on my TV (as did SummerSlam) and really took away from the show. Another reason why it's better to wait for the DVD or to wait until the PPV is up on WWE 24/7.

While watching that SmackDown main event, I noticed several things- -Batista is melting at a rapid pace; his pecs are virtually gone and his legs are smaller -JBL is flabbier and has lost some muscle definition -Orlando Jordan seemed a lot more built than normal, that may be by comparison -Batista did less power moves but was still able to pull off his finisher I also noticed during different segments that Chris Benoit's shoulder muscles were smaller and Randy Orton had smaller biceps. It was a bit surreal watching this. It was comparable to watching the rapid change in the "Biggest Loser" contestants, except this seemed to be even faster. I don't mean to try and accuse wrestlers being on steroids (of course not, why would they do that?). However, the newly instated drug policy and the undeniable fact that several wrestlers have gone from cut to gut so quickly is interesting. SmackDown was a bit shocking, and not for the reasons they intended (Josh Mathews is possessed, OMG).

Ernest Miller?

For some reason I loved Packer's delivery of "What's up, my NERDS?" Kevin was also hilarious during the episode. Just a fantastic thirty minutes, and it beat a fairly disappointing My Name is Earl. I'd say Office edges Earl out by a small bit in terms of quality this year. But really, both are great.

Creative were the brains behind such fantastic things as Maria giving a well-prepared statement and the always charismatic Tajiri using an interpretator to make hi-larious comments. However, they had nothing for Christian.

That's the problem. It was hardly "cutting edge". The whole segment was Edge, Lita and Dok Hendrix doing a bad job of commenting on real-life situations. If Edge is supposed to be a Rated R Superstar, why doesn't he drop F-Bombs on WWE TV? They can censor it, but the effect will still be made on the crowd.

Probably not, but "Get the F Back" would be a hilarious plea to regain fans that were lost over the past several years by boring storylines and uninteresting characters (Triple H, Chris Jericho, Angle).

I had a really fun 30:00 Iron Man match earlier today that ended a 8-8 tie while I had my friend in a chokehold that would have made him tap at about 30:01 or :02. Really cool finish, though. Anybody else have this happen to them?

One company needs to take my idea of having Men's Department and Boys Department weight classes.

Breaking news at WrestlingObserver.com- Halloween is bald. No, I don't get it either.

Uh, NBA Finals?

Best place to take a chair shot to the head is your hands.

What? Booker T's my mom?

My top five favourite films until I start drinking again (because then it changes): 21 Grams The Shining BAD SANTA Goodfellas Apocalypse Now

Drama- Ray Liotta in Goodfellas Comedy- Rex Allen in Me, Myself and Irene.

Stevie Ray vs. Scott Norton.

Pat Patterson. Someone's gotta save Sylvan.