The Mandarin

I've got ROH on the Fight Network at 12. No thanks.

I turned it off immediately after the diva crap. What happened? Am I glad I missed it?

It's scary how good looking Trish is compared to Ashley, Mickie, Candice and Victoria. And even Torrie. --I'm talking about her face.

Feel the excretement.

He's shooting~!

Stephanie has a better winning percentage in the past 4 1/2 years than Foley does, right?

I thought they were kneepads.

Average show. I had really, really high expectations for this as did everyone else (thanks for burning it through my fucking skull and into my fucking wallet). It was a good story with Rhino but I'm not that much of a fan. Anyways, I'm not buying Taboo Tuesday, Survivor Series or Genesis. Saving my money for Armageddon (which could be good) and maybe some ROH.

Nobody in the arena could care less about this. Why not put the Ironman on last? It's a more suitable fit, especially with AJ Styles crying like a woman to end the show-- emotionally. Pretty sad show so far. I won't be buying anymore TNA.

Everything has had anticlimactic or lousy finishes. Other than that, it's been a alright show. The last two matches sound promising. If Samoa Joe wins (which he won't), I will shit my pants.

Completely underwhelming stuff.

I ain't feeling it. Thus far.

Decent opener. Samoa Joe dancing was tremendous. Looks like Joe didn't want to work stiff. Hopefully he gets Jarrett later tonight- that would be better than anything else they could do.

I bought this. I really hope the other matches show more thought. As my friend put it, that was "a bunch of choreographed dancing". And I really like Roderick and Austin (for the most part- Austin doesn't seem to like working like a bad guy).

I had some pasta for lunch, but the main part of my meal was the four "Vex Hard Peach Rasberry" Lemonades I drank. It's 7.0%, so it's a pussy drink, but hey, it tastes good. I'd reccomend it, but the Mango version is just as good.

Shit like Diamonds in the Rough vs. Jobbers and America's Most Wanted vs. The Naturals sounds less appealing than most WWE PPV matches. Even after watching all four Impact episodes, I only vaguely know most of the wrestlers. I'd prefer Hurricane and Rosey vs. Cade and Murdoch. Samoa Joe vs. Jushin Liger sounds great but you know it will be Joe-centric (because they foolishly didn't put him on TV until Episode 4) and I've already seen enough Joe recently. However, I would give this a shot, but I'm not hyped for it. The two other Ultimate X matches I've seen (the first two) were decent, but I wouldn't go out of my way to watch them. AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels in the 30 minute match sounds pretty good (even though I'm not huge fans of either guy). I'm not big on the concept of 30 minute Iron Mans, though. Kevin Nash vs. Jeff Jarrett sounded god-awful to begin with, and now it might be cancelled. This is either good or bad. I wouldn't put anything with Jarrett or Nash near the "main event". Jarrett vs. Raven sounds mildly good but I think they'll come to their senses and put the Iron Man last. I'm on the fence. It's mainly because I haven't watched enough TNA in the past (like most other Impact viewers). It will really come down to whether my chums want to see it tonight or not. EDIT: The four way match sounds great (I'm big on Roderick and Austin). It's free, though!

I don't think I'm going to order this PPV unless they come up with a main event. Honest to God, I'd just rather see Monty vs. Jarrett tonight. In my opinion, dragging the feud out won't do any extra business whatsoever.

I've been drinking, so I read this as Dick Beyer dying the first time. However, I thought about it and quickly realized it was the Crusher instead. RIP Crusher.

Sabu! Nash! Abe Vigoda! Oh my goodness!

Other- LOST

I'm voting for My Name is Earl. And the Office. However, if I were to watch this show- HBK. I'd like the match to be good, thankyouverymuch. Christian and Bob Holly BY FAR. Fuck "Rey Rey" and Hardy. Cage Arm wrestling, the world doesn't need this to go long Mankind- I want Carlito to submit to Socko. Lingerie, I guess. It sounds absolutely awful. Last year's Taboo Tuesday is my pick for worst WWE PPV of the past five years. I hope I don't get pressured into ordering this one, but I know it will happen.

Show of the year thus far. Boogeyman + Benoit dying for my pleasure + Midgets - McMahons, Steve Austin, Mick Foley and Hogan= Yay.

Pretty sure JR bladed, I don't think Triple H was maiming him for pleasure.

Holy mother of God. That was insane.

Dusty using his computer to book- I have no idea where this is from.