The Mandarin

RIP Gadget. Hef is probably being consoled by his bunnies now.

Raw was excellent, JMA. Hope everyone likes the new match details. They should be done for every PPV from now on.

God, I'd be fine with that as long as they cement him as having a new direction other than "flounder".

Why weren't Joe and Lethal doing the double-teaming last night if Joe's going after the tag belts? Joe could have used this to show some tag offense or something.

I want more Sylvan/Holly. That shit was spectacular, leading up to the dangerous punch. Best Sylvan match ever. Between, Holly/Orton and that match, I've really liked Bob Holly as of late. Rest of the card that I'd like to see- Eddie/Batista in a match where Eddie gets Batista's respect (only for Eddie to turn on Batista later) The show should end up with Batista pinning Eddie, Eddie shaking his hand and the word "FRIENDSHIP" appearing in big red Mortal Kombat letters on the screen before fade out. Taker vs. Bob Orton and Randy Orton in a casket match should end up with Undertaker no-selling an RKO from Bob Orton at some point. Cowboy should also work on him with the cast arm. Christian vs. a heel in a match where Christian goes over and becomes a face, because even while I don't want to see him turn, the only way he can fucking save his career is if he suggests turning face right now.

Bill Pullman at the beginning of The Grudge. Fucker just dove off his balcony. Tremendous.

I knew Strong was going to win tonight and I'm fine with that, but to be honest, I'd rather see Colt Cabana take the title from Danielson than anyone else, including Strong. I've got the less popular opinion, but I think he's improved a hell of a deal and become on of the overall best guys in ROH. However, 2006 will probably be Strong's year and that's okay.

Have it go to a 30 minute draw, and then a John Cena music video interrupts the overtime.

Hooray!

I just keep playing the game or turn it off. However, I DID spike my DVD recorder's converter off a couch when a disc was corrupted while recording a show one time (I wanted to see that fucking show!), and the batteries just flew in two different directions. I laughed about it immediately afterwards.

157. "And which of those buttons calls your parents to pick you up?" 158. Andy Richter's return on Conan's 10th Anniversary

I'm looking for opinions please.

"You butcher! You butchered me! Ohhhhhhh.." 153.) That week where the hawk led the Max Weinberg 7. 154.) Conan admits his own segments were "stupid".

Sums it up nicely. I actually like some of his stuff. It's so corny I enjoy it. The other 70% is lousy. His Heat commentary teaming with Coach is bad and he lost the chemistry he had with Ivory on Experience after she was fired. He really has no place in wrestling. He should be with Seacrest on American Idol.

145. Conan keeps the dream alive that one day, he will just come out and the band will never stop playing music, and then everyone will dance for an hour. 146. Conan sometimes pretends that he's taping in a packed stadium and shakes the hands of "fans" directly above him.

120. Conan said Regis Philbin was sitting behind him yelling at a screening of a Quentin Tarantino movie. 121. Daily Show has the unfunny Samantha Bee 122. Jimmy Vivino 123. State Quarters

I disagree. Tomko can be used as a monster. He looked really good in his squash matches lately. That's because he only has to do one move. It makes him look good. Also, his match with Cena was not good, but better than any Cena/Carlito match.

97. Steve Carrell's German impression (exclusive~! to Conan) 98. Mila Kunis (Jackie from That 70's Show) talks about how much she hates bugs. So, of course, Conan gets a stagehand to bring some cockroaches(?) over to her. She runs off the set. 99. Conan thought the Japanese Pool Boy had a great name. Next is, uh, #46. ..c'mon, we can keep going.

The chick skinny-dipping at the beginning was the only redeeming part of the film.

Seriously, Christian is fucking dead in the water when he could be one of SmackDown's biggest draws based on his overwhelming charisma. They need to send him back to Raw for Carlito, give him the Peep Show and make him go on a winning streak or something. I honestly thought, after Backlash earlier this year, Christian would be in a World Title program at some point. Looks like it isn't going to happen.

Well, you should have, because he is. There's no male "wrestler" that appears frequently on Raw or SmackDown who brings less to the table than Carlito.

Please point out any errors/inconsistencies.

I highly, highly doubt that the tag match will happen at WrestleMania 22. If it does, Eminem will be booed out of the building, as will Cena. Eminem didn't even show up for a simple rap battle at WM XIX, when he wasn't even retired. So let's all just pretend Vince is considering this and question his sanity. EDIT: Actually, he is pretty insane when it comes to other stuff. But hell, he's not THAT crazy/desperate.

It's really a no-contest for me.

Man, I loved both shows tonight. "My Name is Earl" was a bit better though. My main complaint with the direction of "The Office" is that Steve Carrell should definitely be the focus of the show over the Jim/Pam relationship.