The Mandarin

Just to clarify, this was me being an ass. Big Show, Stephanie and Road Warrior Animal are all fat while the cruiserweights are quite small. Thus, "big things" and "small things". I didn't mean "push the cruiserweight division". God, no. They need to be released and on the indies having much better matches.

Grouped by big things and small things: Big Things -get rid of Big Show -release Road Warrior Animal -get rid of Stephanie McMahon Small Things -push the cruiserweight division -give Spanky more airtime

It looks like Bob also gives Randy "supplements", too.

What, those ones ECW used? Yeah, those were great.

Yeah, that was one of the more disturbing things I've seen on television. My questions- When did Steve McMichael leave the WCW announcing booth? How many clean victories does Ric Flair have against Hulk Hogan? What was the setup for Eric Bischoff joining the nWo? What was the background behind the Perfect angle at SummerSlam '92? How did it start/finish?

Spanky/London was disappointing. I even liked the Kazarian match more. And I hate Frankie Kazarian!

I really enjoyed Cole & Tazz commentating on Benoit's Super J-Cup run. They seemed really enthusiastic. That DVD was probably my favourite work from Michael Cole.

Top movies ranked by how many times I used the word "fuck" while watching them: 1) Gigli 2) Harvie Krumpet 3) Dead End 4) Schindler's List (though it wasn't because it was a bad movie) 5) Mr. Nanny

Yeah, WWE's commentating team is bad, but they don't actively lower the quality of the show (unlike ROH's) because the show is already so bad. Commentators not named CM Punk or Dave Prazak in ROH are absolutely unbearable. I can tolerate most or all of WWE's team, even Todd Grisham.

The main thing that I've learned from this hurricane is that Nancy Grace is the worst person on national television.

Mango, lime ice cream and rum.

How is that shit match from Survivor Series '03 where Michaels made the rest of his team look like crap 1/4* less than BRET-AUSTIN SS96 and better than dozens of other actually great (or good) matches? Meltzer is stupid at times.

According to an image on "WWE Gaming Zone", Triple H has a rating of 96. That's still WAY too high.

Whatever happened to damning him to hell? JR saying Triple H will go to hell when he dies at SummerSlam 2002 after Hunter breaks HBK's back with the sledgehammer is my favourite JR announcing job of all time. I thought after that, Triple H can never be a face again.

Light Pringles and Rum. Well, I'm not eating the rum.

Pretty good. I read it yesterday at the bookstore (it's not exactly a long read) and I have to say it was much more insightful than I was expecting. It's a pretty philosophical discussion about "bullshit" in our culture. Don't read it expecting a lot of "ha ha" laughs, because you won't find any. However, it is still mildly amusing. I suggest you pick it up. Or just read it and put it back. It's only 80 pages.

I like this "Burt Reynolds Superstar". He's got a great name.

Y'know, I really, really liked Undertaker as a heel in 2002. In fact, BikerTaker from December 2001-November 2003 was actually pretty good. He was much better than Triple H during that time period.

I like Terry Funk's just because it's a crazy old man doing a backflip.

You know, I have a strong feeling that next week Orlando Jordan will figure out how to avoid the Crossface and he and Benoit will have a fairly decent 5-6 minute match with Benoit winning.

372 is pretty good. I'm sure Mace Mendoza doesn't know Bananaphone, though. This block is swank too. Hassan = underrated comedy worker.

Mike Tyson's appearance is the show after the Royal Rumble. You never know.