The Mandarin

That would be a degrading role to give to Matt Morgan, let alone Brock Lesnar.

I would consider watching his show if Pauly Shore were to first give me $1 for all the times his humour failed on me in the past. It would be pretty comfortable watching his show on my new widescreen HDTV from my hot tub.

My favourite wrestling related thread of all time. It tops (barely, but it does) the eBay auction for a pile of Jakks Pacific WWE action figures that included Charro Guarro, Curt Handle, The Sutton and Sarvip Baker. That still is the most horrendous thing I've ever read. God, I loved that one. Old man yelling "AND I SAY FUCK YOU" at Koko B. Ware was hysterical as well.

Christ yes. That was the best big man/little man match I've ever seen. I thought it was on par with Brock/Benoit, which is saying something. It was vicious.

You know, multiple villains can be added to the movie and they don't even have to have backstories. It could be kind of like a filler scene where Spider-Man kicks a random criminal's ass, except the random criminal could be the Vulture, or Sandman or some shit. You know, like- "Bag up the money boys, and we'll transport these greens back to the nest." "Not today, Vulture. You're headed for the slammer." "Fuck you, Spider! Ka-pow to your face!" And then they fight. Throw two or three of those in the movie, a main plot and some T&A, and it will still work.

I assume we were supposed to do it like this, which was picking a Best Bet and Phone Avoider from our group of five. But hey, I'll have seven names on my list if it helps me get more points.

I like how most people assume Sylvan Grenier is avoiding the phone. He probably doesn't even have a phone. 1- Sylvan Grenier 2- Bob Holly 3- Sharmell 4- Scotty 2 Hotty 5- Funaki Best Bet: Candice Phone Avoider: Victoria

Shelton Benjamin will probably be the biggest star to get fired. I mean, they're doing dick all with him now, so.. WGTT reformation in RoH. I want it. Now.

That was spoiled a few hours before the show.

Praise the lord. While SmackDown is in a far, far better position in the upper card than Raw is (and recently has unquestionably become the better show), Brock Lesnar needs to go to SmackDown, this instant, because the feuds on SmackDown would be much, much better than they would on Raw. They should just let Raw suffer.

Pillman for KOTR.

During his match with Muhammad Hassan he should have dragged Daivari over the top rope into the ring, punched him, and shouted "Welcome to Earth!"

The chocolate being Orlando Jordan?

Meanie after the match. (His head is going to be potatoed.)

The law should be keeping a close eye on anybody named "Fitzroy Barnaby" anyway.

Yes. Here are some early spoilers.

I thought Apocalypse Now and Platoon were better films, but you feel like you're IN the combat during most of Black Hawk Down, and it's a more exciting movie to watch than the two of them, in my opinion. That's why I've seen it a billion times.

A more logical match listing for the Angle DVD would contain two or three WWF matches and tons of WWE 2002-now stuff. Which isn't bad, because I think Angle's been better after the name change than he was before.

Super Alfred Chicken and Super Return of the Jedi.

I selected 12 hours, but it's probably not that long. I eat four meals per day with snacks in between.

.. Anyways, I had a roast beef sandwich for breakfast.

Oh fuck. That streetfight was my singles MOTY for 2002. Edge also had a really good match with Lance Storm. He has had some really good matches, yeah. Not since before his neck injury, though.

And why do you hate Jericho, if I may ask? Cause he 'modelled' his career on HBK? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mainly because he's so bad on the mic that heel or face, I want to murder him. His gestures and mannerisms also drive me insane. His in-ring skills are alright, though. More reasons! I need more reasons.

Pleasantville and Black Hawk Down.

I wish Edge, Lita, Kane and Matt Hardy would move on into a flaming pit. None of them have ever had a great (or even very good) singles match with a guy not named Kurt Angle, and they all SUCK HORRIBLY on the mic. If they were eradicated from wrestling history, I would be happy.