The Mandarin

RVD and Chris Jericho are too small and I don't take them seriously.

Explain the plot and all subplots, and when you do that, spell each character's name in all capitals please.

Considering the large part referees play in wrestling matches, and that Earl Hebner only screws up occasionally, I think he's better than what you give him credit for.

He'll lose his smile and in a teary-eyed speech, relinquish his ref position. Then at the pay per view, four certified referees will compete in the Final Four elimination match to decide who gets the match. Charles Robinson will win.

Finally a well booked show tonight. What was that, eight matches? Highlight of the night was BIG VIS bringing WORKRATE(!). I am not joking, I found Jesus during that matchup. Vis put out some crazy offense and didn't gas during the time span! Incredible. *3/4 affair, no joke. ..if everybody had have lost tonight, could you imagine Christian vs. Maven vs. Eugene vs. Viscera vs. Rhyno vs. Shelton Benjamin? I shudder at the thought.

I don't know about that. I can't see them making someone who finally dethroned the champ just a transitional champion.

I don't know about that. I'm sure some of these smartmarks are carrying big 'uns.

What, is Joe heading to WWE or something?

Here, I divided up the ten. Great Matches Brock Lesnar vs. Eddie Guerrero, No Way Out 2004 Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle, Wrestlemania XX Brock Lesnar vs. Rey Mysterio Dec 11..2003 (oh, go to hell) Sentimental Favourites Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Benoit, Wrestlemania XX Randy Orton vs. Mick Foley, Backlash Chris Benoit vs. Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels, Backlash Underrated/Forgotten Bouts Stevie Richards vs. Chris Jericho late 2004 Undertaker vs. John Cena That one SmackDown before GAB where Taker busted his ass Chris Benoit and Edge vs. Randy Orton and Batista, that episode where Kane wins the battle royal My Overall Favourite Match of the Year The Rock and Mick Foley vs. Evolution, Wrestlemania XX No, I'm serious. It shouldn't be anybody else's MOTY, and deservingly so. It obviously wasn't a very good wrestling match. But since I have morbid standards, in my opinion this is far and away the most entertaining and watchable match of this year.

Yeah, same here. Except replace Simpsons with the Star Wars DVDs.

Wow, that's totally different from what LOTC has said. You two are like night and day!

I was going to make a thread about this before, but I will now. I've got some money and would like to buy one of the WWE DVDs I don't have. Should I get Best of Confidential, Stone Cold Truth, Hall of Fame, Bloodbath or Backlash 2004? That's pretty much everything I don't have..except the John Cena DVD.

I forgot to mention that all Canadians get initial props from me from being from Canada. Even if they suck. Except for Chris Jericho, who in my mind, has revoked his Canadian citizenship. Maybe it's because I hated him SO MUCH while he was in WCW, but I can't stand to watch him talk on the mic or wrestle. Heel or face. Oh yeah, and I *may* favor Big Dave The Second Coming. Just a tiny bit.

Brought Chris Benoit over to Raw and let Brock Lesnar out of his contract, leaving me no reason to watch SmackDown. Made Big Dave a prime-time player. Promoted the incredible "Classic Superstars" action figures. Uh.. the Elimination Chamber sounds great.

Fear Factor- B WWE Raw- C (last season) 24- C+ That 70's Show- B The OC- A- The Apprentice- C Saturday Night Live- D America's Funniest Home Videos- B- Extreme Makeover: Home Edition- A- Late Night with Conan O'Brien- A+

Shawn Michaels. Sometimes I still refuse to acknowledge he's ever had a good match.

Seeing that I watched about five television shows and one PPV from SmackDown (and hated almost all of it), I can't say what their worst matches were. For Raw, it would probably be Stevie Richards/Tomko from Unforgiven and just about everything from Taboo Tuesday. Honorable mentions to all tag team title matches. The worst long/"important" matches of the year are probably: -Goldberg/Lesnar from Wrestlemania -Kane/Edge from Backlash -Triple H/HBK from Bad Blood -Randy Orton/Edge from Vengeance *BEST BET* -Orton/Kane from Raw (that eventually went into a cage) -Maven/HHH from Raw

I'm not going to make a list, but Kirk Douglas should be everybody's best bet. EDIT: I'd go with Chuck Barris over Chuck Berry.

Considering I'm black, that's not a good thing.* *I'm not black.

..yes.

Rey asks for a gun from the audience at the end. No joke.

Wow, that was great. Now he needs to do a promo that makes me want to buy a pay-per-view or watch him defend the title, and we're all set!

*Is completely ignorant of humping camels but gets a chuckle out of Canadian politics*

One of the best parts of musical chairs was Ric Flair pushing Stacy down to the biggest heel heat I've heard this year. Ric strutting in pursuit of Stacy's ass was gold as well.

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/ http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/ There's the two rosters. Count all the people up you enjoy watching, and divide 89 by that number. If the person is injured (say Chris Nowinski) then count them if you enjoyed him/her last time they were wrestling. I got 16 (Batista, Benoit, Nowinski, Christian, Coachman, Foley, Flair, Rosey, Michaels, Benjamin, Stevie, Hurricane, Rock, Triple H, Trish and William Regal). I dislike all of SmackDown. 18 percent here. 5 percent of that is inactive.