The Mandarin

I must have missed it where it was confirmed he was on steroids. Noble got an ass infection, I never read that it was directly related to taking them. In Edge's book, he tells of the time he got an infection in his buttock by landing wrong on a missed legdrop off the top. So it could have been something like that.

..shaddup. I changed it. And if you want to add time, change the tag match to Kurt Angle vs. HBK and Eddie Guerrero vs. Edge, and throw in several dreadful tag matches involving Kenzo, Rene, Rhyno, La Resistance, Paul London, Funaki and other people I don't care about.

Mine blows the piss out of all of yours. As the kids say, "boo-yah on your household".

Jesus. You must have done some hard time.

Three way tie. Joy Giovanni, Amy Weber or Michelle McCool.

Jesus, I missed the other thread. Uh.. to be different.. Predict the star ratings on each match on the person who just posted their card before yours.

I don't understand how this could be possible.

..what? No long term TV booking?

For you fools that don't know, Jarhead is a war movie directed by Sam Mendes (American Beauty and Road to Peridition). It's starring that Donnie Darko guy, Jamie Foxx, Chris Cooper and others. They could have no-name actors for all I care, because Sam Mendes has yet to make a movie worse than "excellent". Then again, he has yet to make three, so..

Stabbed by a Native American over a money dispute.

I'd be perfectly happy with the direction of Raw if they'd get that goddamn Jericho over to Smackdown. At least he'd have some use there, and I wouldn't have to watch or hear him.

"Blackboy" sounds like the alternative to the "Blackberry".

I still don't understand "happy" as a substitute for "you're welcome".

"Thank you very much." "Happy." ..what?! What is with these people?

What the hell just happened to that mustachio?

Yeah! Softball ninja!

What? He knows that word? Why did he say this?

What a strange family.

You people are missing the Scott Peterson biography.

US or UK version? UK version I can understand, it isn't funny. US version is masterfully written.

She does full-frontal in "In the Cut", but at this point she's a senior citizen.

God speed, freedom fighters.

I didn't get the memo from when we changed over, I guess.

This is one person's biased picks. Why is this in a newspaper and not in a blog or something? Here's my top ten that I plan on submitting to the National Post, then. 10) Generic indy rock band ("Franz Ferdinand", "Modesty Mouse"?) 9) Ted Bundy 8) Mel Brooks 7) Rodney Dangerfield 6) The Unknown Soldier 5) That one guy from the Burger King commercials with the high pitched voice 4) Jesus Christ 3) Laci Peterson 2) La Bamba 1) Britney Spears © Funk, 2004 With the funds I generate from this, maybe I'll be able to eat lunch for a week!

The cartoons in the New Yorker.