The Mandarin

I can't believe I left Al Snow and Mick Foley out.

I did see a lot more nWo Wolfpac shirts than Austin shirts, but at school, discussions of WCW were pretty tame to that of WWF. WCW forever lost the war over my interest when they murdered the Sting/Hogan angle.

Brawl in the Family. For some reason, I loved Backlund/Luger.

Have you no desire for good wrestling?

Perfect made final 3 in 2002, I thought.

Ohhhhh no.

You people just wait. Once I get my digital camera, my shit will be tearing it up.

In terms of quality, I once broke up laughing at a horrid educational movie because it was so 80's. In terms of inappropriate laughter, too much to name, but most recently I laughed at a homeless person attacking an xylophone.

The Terminal. It's Spielberg and Hanks, for God's sake.

Fat women with no jobs.

Draft lottery and Shelton beating Triple H, I think.

Shortest Smartmark Love Affair: Johnny Nitro/Spade/Blaze It was like three weeks of heavy marking out, then silence.

No, no, urine on you my friend. Mark Henry is a boss-mon when he feels motivated. It usually takes someone like Chris Jericho or Arnold Schwarzenegger or D-Lo or something. And when he injures himself, he always makes sure to do something for the KIDS~. ..I couldn't find Mizark's Get REAL poster, so Shelton has to do. And I swear, watch Spike from 11-12 this weekend and Grisham's stock with you will go up huge. No lie.

Top Five "Piss on the Haters" Wrestlers- 1) Coach Big Daddy Vicious is off the hook with ANYTHING promo-wise. Just watch his shit. Biggest heat on Raw. For real. 2) Bradshaw Gimmick of the year. I can't stand to watch him wrestle or try to talk seriously or defend the title, but this guy is FUNNY. And since SmackDown is only worthwhile for the comedy, he basically runs the town. 3) Eugene Nick Dinsmore is awesome and is really believable as a retard, but the character was WAY too overpushed. 4) NO, I'M SERIOUS. Don't murderize me just yet. He is so annoying and over the top on Experience that it makes it compelling to watch. He sucks the big one when it comes to commentating, but he's oddly watchable when paired with 70-year old Ivory. 5) Orlando Jordan Virgil 2000 is great. Suprisingly charismatic, even though I believe he's autistic (or was at least mis-diagnosed). Honorable mentions to Rene Dupree, Mark Henry and Heidenreich. Black Jesus and Hirohito can go bathe with toasters.

CW ANDERSON?!

Flair was limited tonight, but fun. His answering machine rant was priceless. Flair cradling Batista's head was priceless. Also, I laughed when Stacy Keibler came out and hugged Ashley Fliehr. They should have done last week's Jerry Lawler match in Charlotte tonight. WTF is with these people killing themselves. (Deserves no punctuation.) Paul London last week and Lita DIES eating the floor tonight. It scared the hell out of me after reading about Spirit of the Dead. On the plus side, Captain Charisma was goofy and I absolutely loved Triple H's acting tonight. Very good show, I must say.

..wait, Maven's black?

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.LOL2008

Wait, I change my promo of the year pick to that one Regal did on Triple H before Triple H tipped over his stretcher later in the night. Regal got mega face heat. Best WWE Forum Image/.gif: DJ Jazzy Jeff getting thrown out of the mansion. Runner-up: The black kid yelling "Oh Snap!" that somebody posted during *that* diva search segment. Theme of the Year: Kane's wedding theme.

Castration of the Year: Rock putting a stop to any fourth-generation Ortons with his OBVIOUS low blow at WrestleMania XX. Feel-Good Moment of the Year: Whenever Benoit wins Runner-up- Rock showing up to verbally save Eugene Father of the Year: Shane McMahon for not showing up on TV Jeremy Piven Award (Smarmiest Character): Christian Most Underrated Intercontinental Title Match of the Year: Randy Orton vs. Val Venis, HEAT

Spellbound- Good The Terminal- Bad Ray- Great

I'd say that was when Raw was at its peak. I would have included June's 40-minute Elimination Match, but the week before had the Michaels/Orton match the night of the Stanley Cup which was absolutely awful.

Rename them In Your House and lower the price to $25. A better idea is to name them all "Wrestlemania" and raise the price to $50.

If you buy this for $75.00, you're either Jim Ross or mentally retarded. I can't imagine anyone wearing this in public. Maybe get rid of the LOUD~ text colors, and then we'll talk. It's perfect for Flair. He can read the book and look at the pictures, and then use the towel to clean up after. ..erotic? Gimme that hot shit, yo. It's not "EC F'N W", but it will do. Go here for more.