The Mandarin

Probably had my favourite San Andreas moment so far today. During the Pier 69 mission, I ran out of Tec-9 bullets after pumping T-Bone full of them. So during the Ryder mission, all I had were five sawn-off shotgun bullets and a few dozen sniper bullets, which wouldn't do me any good while trying to chase Ryder. So after an AMAZING 20 minute boat chase that almost flipped me over a bunch of times, Ryder gets stuck on the beach and so do I. He's able to free himself and I knew that since I couldn't back my boat out in time to chase him, I better use my shotgun ASAP. So as he's trying to motor his ass out, I put three blasts into his boat which oddly made him stop. With Ryder just standing there watching, I was able to free my boat, move up to him and aim my sniper rifle at him. Instead of just killing him, it blew up the boat (which still took him out). Weird, but still a cool end to the battle.

I put my post over here because Incandenza is a bigger draw.

Ignore.

Yay, the board is back. Nay, Shannon Moore's heterosexuality.

Board was down just a few minutes ago.

*falsetto voice* ..yeeeess.

There are. There's no cameras to take pictures of them, though.

I originally wanted this thread to be less "What is WWE doing wrong?" and more "Reasons not to have sex". I don't mind, though. Carry on.

Ted Turner is a registered member of the NRA. The tip of the iceberg in the cancellation of WCW programming on Turner Television came when Charlton Heston told Turner he hated "that faggot shit". The Positively Kanyon storyline was thought up by Midajah. The Rock was originally contacted by WCW to become Rocky Melvin in summer of 1996. He was going to debut with the TV Title, regardless of the fact that Steven Regal was champion at the time. The deal was called off when Mr. Johnson found out he wouldn't be morally allowed to participate in sex orgies while off-tour. Vince McMahon was the one who agreed to these conditions. Lex Luger was furious but wouldn't go into details. Bam Bam Bigelow ate one of the children he saved from a fire. The Maestro was a hologram.

Head > Getting hurt

Look at those 'tards.

A bunch of people have been screaming like they were at a concert as people leave the courtroom and some moron has a jail-like "Peterson" shirt on. I think that's ridiculous.

So what's everybody's favorite/least favorite characters and songs? For characters, I'm loving Woozie, Lazlow and OG Loc. Songs, I'd go with "Personal Jesus" and "All My Exes Live in Texas". Least favorite would probably be Ryder and Catalina and I HATE that "Horse With No Name" song.

I don't even want to get into the difference between my elementary school playground when I was a child versus today (I drive by it everyday en route to my college, and it still gets me...) We could do lots of things, but playing Power Rangers was not one of them. This was 2nd grade, 1993-1994, back in Prospect Heights, Illinois. If you played Power Rangers, you were on the wall. You had to stand with you back against the side of the school for the duration of recess. The recess monitor was a real joker, always coming up with new ways to tell the kids to get on the wall. "Hey Peter! Get on the wall." "You like playing Power Rangers?" "Yeah?" "Do you like getting on the wall?" "Who's your favorite Power Ranger?" "The Red Ranger." "Mine is the one that has to get on the wall." "It's awfully hard to be in a robot when you're on the wall." It's weird though, because she was the librarian, and was nice to me and others outside of recess. I had that as well. Mine was a little more harsh though. "You're not a Transformer." "You're not a Transformer. Don't hit Tony." "Are you deaf? What did I ask you not to do?" I wasn't even trying to be a Transformer. I was just hitting Tony.

Incredible!

I bought a Reservoir Dogs poster recently without noticing that said "Mr. Blond" on it. Blond is a variant of blonde, but it still pissed me off.

Saving Private Ryan- I wouldn't know, because I missed it like a schmuck. It's Rememberance Day, of course it would be on. Hopefully I don't lose all my senses and forget to watch Christmas Vacation when CityTV does its yearly airing. EDIT: Caught the last hour, and from that, I can safely say Upham is a piece of shit. He pussied out when he could have saved two BRAVE men. He shot the German at the end, but that wasn't at the time it needed to be done. Great (INTENSE) ending battle from what I saw, though. God bless the vets.

Marissa and the yard guy?!

Rammenstein.

Must have gone through a lot of red tape to get here.

The Shining. It's Scatman, shining. Tom Sizemore and a related quote are in the avatar.

I looked back at the thread and laughed at pretty much everything Rando posted. Good work, boss. PS: Don't look at the bottom of page 12. Just don't.

They don't have Michaels/Sid on the Michaels Jukebox (probably because he lost), so why didn't they put it here?

I was never properly taught how to start, so my 40 yard is like 6.0 or something lousy. I'm good at long distance. Don't have any numbers though.

Thanks for the City Slicking help. I gave up on it and am now helping Woozie out.