The Mandarin

http://www.wwe.com/news/headlines/1282851 Well, this is upsetting. .. Shannon Moore Brian Hebner

Good. More people should be out of jobs. They should just scrap Heat as well, since it does jack-all ratings and now they have nobody to wrestle on it. That would also lead to cutting Velocity, which would be smart.

Now that some spots are available, I'd hire Joey Styles, Teddy Hart and Christopher Daniels. Daniels deserves to start making some mega bucks.

I'm not talking about Austin flipping people off or Jericho pissing in drinks, but stuff that could be viewed offensive and was pretty much commended by fans and possibly announcers. How about Undertaker breaking the Japanese flag over his knee and throwing it into Yokozuna's coffin with him? Some stuff the NAO did in their heel run got cheers, if I recall.

I'm trying to synch up Radiohead's "There, There" with the boating scene from Weekend at Bernie's.

Val Venis is probably soon to go as well, which sucks because he's consistently been a good worker since 1998.

With Gail Kim gone, Tigerdriver91 ceases to exist. A-Train really doesn't deserve to be out of a job. Maybe he does for his (lack of) wrestling skills, but he helps mentally handicapped kids and he's just a good guy in general. I hope he gets another high-paying job soon.

Wow, I can honestly say I didn't see or hear about one basketball game this year.

BET

Heey, good lookin'.. Whaaaa' cha got cookin'?

I wouldn't give them too much though (unlike what I've seen from some RoH fans, who are seemingly obsessed with fan behaviour).

Five. I confused the bearded man and the fat man.

Since they aired the AWESOME Arab promo and because the board was down, I tuned out to play some GTA right after the Arab segment finished. What happened with something about Trish making fun of Lita? Is it worth taping the TSN replay for it?

To be honest, I'm only watching Raw tonight to see the Arabs. If they don't show up tonight, I'm not tuning in next week. I'd much rather play San Andreas than watch this crap, but the whole prospect of "Superstar" Shawn Daivari praying to Allah is hilarious. "I declare jihad on all of the backstage locker room."

Somebody get me a picture of (Johnny?) and Luther Htoo, those chainsmoking twelve year old drug lords. I need a laugh.

Scores updated on page one. I also compensated G_Money for the 3 Live Kru match, because Ron Killings was involved and his team won. Thanks again, King. I'm so happy, I could "Kiss the Cuc". Haha! It's like that apron! Get it?! Haha!

Since you did so well, I'm going to throw in a bonus of my first born child. I'll add it up when I get home.

Shit, I done screw up. If someone(s) could just put a list together of the shows aired since Monday and who had who wrestle what matches, I could do the calculations. Then I'll continue managing it all tomorrow. In reward, I will give you(s) the option to choose MOTW and a listing of good bars in Toronto.* *there isn't any.

lolz grammar i upstage u. i is de moron, dames is da king Just saving the job for someone else. Yes, indeed. I can edit your posts, you fool! Dames Postscript: I like younger men. Post postscript: Also, my real name is Jason. Jason But why did you use my post to reveal your true identity, Jason? You so crazy. ..back to talking about piss.

I can't see anything eith-- OH JESUS SPRINKLE ME ON THE COAST

lolz grammar i upstage u. i is de moron, dames is da king Just saving the job for someone else. Yes, indeed. I can edit your posts, you fool! Dames Postscript: I like younger men. Post postscript: Also, my real name is Jason. Jason

Schindler's List- ****/**** (First time I've ever seen it.) Pretty much flawless. I have no idea why I wanted to watch it at this hour of night, but I did. The acting was incredible from the extras to the main cast. Ralph Fiennes was so sadistic it scared me. Thankfully my streak of not crying during movies continues. Probably one of my least favourite movies to watch though, and I'm hopefully never going to again.

Chickenfight.com Subserviant Chicken was weird enough, but this is astonishing. Spicy's obviously the rudo here, so he gets my vote. I haven't even eaten in Burger King in six years.