The Mandarin

With Gail Kim gone, Tigerdriver91 ceases to exist. A-Train really doesn't deserve to be out of a job. Maybe he does for his (lack of) wrestling skills, but he helps mentally handicapped kids and he's just a good guy in general. I hope he gets another high-paying job soon.

I'm not talking about Austin flipping people off or Jericho pissing in drinks, but stuff that could be viewed offensive and was pretty much commended by fans and possibly announcers. How about Undertaker breaking the Japanese flag over his knee and throwing it into Yokozuna's coffin with him? Some stuff the NAO did in their heel run got cheers, if I recall.

Wow, I can honestly say I didn't see or hear about one basketball game this year.

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Heey, good lookin'.. Whaaaa' cha got cookin'?

I wouldn't give them too much though (unlike what I've seen from some RoH fans, who are seemingly obsessed with fan behaviour).

Five. I confused the bearded man and the fat man.

Since they aired the AWESOME Arab promo and because the board was down, I tuned out to play some GTA right after the Arab segment finished. What happened with something about Trish making fun of Lita? Is it worth taping the TSN replay for it?

To be honest, I'm only watching Raw tonight to see the Arabs. If they don't show up tonight, I'm not tuning in next week. I'd much rather play San Andreas than watch this crap, but the whole prospect of "Superstar" Shawn Daivari praying to Allah is hilarious. "I declare jihad on all of the backstage locker room."

Somebody get me a picture of (Johnny?) and Luther Htoo, those chainsmoking twelve year old drug lords. I need a laugh.

Scores updated on page one. I also compensated G_Money for the 3 Live Kru match, because Ron Killings was involved and his team won. Thanks again, King. I'm so happy, I could "Kiss the Cuc". Haha! It's like that apron! Get it?! Haha!

Does anyone here believe every word of the 245 Ways to Please Your Man literally? If not, do you believe some, but compromise on some issues? Or perhaps find the whole thing to be trash? After years of study, it seems I cannot deny it. It's absolutely inerrant. Try to present some arguments against it if you want, I can counter anything. I'm amazed at my conclusions.

Since you did so well, I'm going to throw in a bonus of my first born child. I'll add it up when I get home.

Shit, I done screw up. If someone(s) could just put a list together of the shows aired since Monday and who had who wrestle what matches, I could do the calculations. Then I'll continue managing it all tomorrow. In reward, I will give you(s) the option to choose MOTW and a listing of good bars in Toronto.* *there isn't any.

lolz grammar i upstage u. i is de moron, dames is da king Just saving the job for someone else. Yes, indeed. I can edit your posts, you fool! Dames Postscript: I like younger men. Post postscript: Also, my real name is Jason. Jason But why did you use my post to reveal your true identity, Jason? You so crazy. ..back to talking about piss.

I can't see anything eith-- OH JESUS SPRINKLE ME ON THE COAST

lolz grammar i upstage u. i is de moron, dames is da king Just saving the job for someone else. Yes, indeed. I can edit your posts, you fool! Dames Postscript: I like younger men. Post postscript: Also, my real name is Jason. Jason

Schindler's List- ****/**** (First time I've ever seen it.) Pretty much flawless. I have no idea why I wanted to watch it at this hour of night, but I did. The acting was incredible from the extras to the main cast. Ralph Fiennes was so sadistic it scared me. Thankfully my streak of not crying during movies continues. Probably one of my least favourite movies to watch though, and I'm hopefully never going to again.

Chickenfight.com Subserviant Chicken was weird enough, but this is astonishing. Spicy's obviously the rudo here, so he gets my vote. I haven't even eaten in Burger King in six years.

I'm at 17.65% right now at 14:22. I'm really not digging the Badlands because I don't like the time it takes to get from place to place. Also, where am I supposed to save in Red County? Played my ass off today. That's it, though.

Kill some drug dealers, they carry two grand on them at a time. I have 13 grand now thanks to them. I still haven't done any home invasions either.

Awesome time today. First, I beat that awful Lowrider thing on my second try (first time my car blew up in six seconds). Then, I beat the last cop mission on my second try, but it involved an AWESOME chase all over the city with me using my gun I bought at Ammu-Nation earlier in the day. The Russian guy tried to motor his ass out of town, so I followed for six minutes in a high speed pursuit until we got on the overpass, I had enough and just pumped his car full of bullets. It caught on fire, I slowed down and watched it explode. The ensuing pileup wasn't fun though, I got creamed by six cars but still made it. Gonna play some more later.

Pervert.

So what's the kid looking at now? This is like a Logic Problem or some shit.