The Mandarin

I'm at 17.65% right now at 14:22. I'm really not digging the Badlands because I don't like the time it takes to get from place to place. Also, where am I supposed to save in Red County? Played my ass off today. That's it, though.

Kill some drug dealers, they carry two grand on them at a time. I have 13 grand now thanks to them. I still haven't done any home invasions either.

Awesome time today. First, I beat that awful Lowrider thing on my second try (first time my car blew up in six seconds). Then, I beat the last cop mission on my second try, but it involved an AWESOME chase all over the city with me using my gun I bought at Ammu-Nation earlier in the day. The Russian guy tried to motor his ass out of town, so I followed for six minutes in a high speed pursuit until we got on the overpass, I had enough and just pumped his car full of bullets. It caught on fire, I slowed down and watched it explode. The ensuing pileup wasn't fun though, I got creamed by six cars but still made it. Gonna play some more later.

Pervert.

So what's the kid looking at now? This is like a Logic Problem or some shit.

I'm looking forward to Ray. Speaking of the Grudge, that kid that meows on the commercial kills me because he closely resembles Batboy, who is the greatest tabloid image of all time. Batboy orbits the Earth was hysterical.

Let's see how real gangsta you are, fools.

For me, it came to mind a few times, but the problem I found then/now is there's a limited sense of job/health security. There's also travel issues involved, and it would obviously take a toll on one's life. I just can't see any pros that could possibly outweigh the cons. You also have completely retarded shit to deal with such as backstage politics and hazings. I'll respond more once the discussion gets going.

What looks the best to you? Sunset? The view from your apartment? The Statue of Liberty on your way home from work? Internet porn? For me, I'd probably go with sunrise.

I can't do that Madd Dawg mission, it makes me too jittery. I need a smoke.

War- "Why Can't We Be Friends?"

Now, some of us haven't seen them all (I'm watching FMJ tomorrow), but I'm sure you can still give on opinion on which is the best film you've seen of his so far. For me, I'm going with Shining over 2001 and Strangelove. CRAZY camerawork on Shining with extremely in-depth characters and of course, Scatman(~!). I thought more about this movie afterwards than 2001, and that's saying something. All three are great (and darkly humorous) in their own ways. I think he could have made AI a classic, myself. I'll go out on a limb here and say Spielberg's version was great, but it could have been better.

Bud Selig looks like he just left the house for the first time since 1918.

Bosox lose in 7, I see it now. Sarcasm.

I don't take show quality into consideration anymore when it comes to ratings increases/decreases. It's obviously all about the competition.

Dildo?

Thanks for that tip you gave earlier, Downhome, I beat the dancing game in about four tries. I've finished all of Sweet's missions and now I'm on that Madd Dawg sneaking mission, which is awesome. I got the paper, gunned down him and all of his guards, except for one. I has a sliver of health at this point. I was coming around the corner after being unable to find the body armor which I know is there, spotted his last guard and fired-- it struck him and put his health at the danger level and went to fire another shot-- and noticed I was out of bullets. He shot me in the head and I died. Extremely fun.

What's up with that OG Loc level where you have to drive to the beach? I waited there from when the party started to sunrise and responded to her about 100 times, ain't nothin' happening. I also tried attacking her, and mission was failed. What am I supposed to do?

I'm having problems with "OG Loc" and "Robbing Uncle Sam" right now.

Straight up, dawg.

No, and fuck you for trying to introduce a racial element when there was none mentioned. The world doesn't need this shit. I wasn't trying to say that racism could be a possible reason for the conflict (I don't think so myself), I was asking if anyone thought that, which is pretty much bogus. I'm sorry I ever brought it up. I must have got hit in the head with a piece of drywall today.

"Why you trippin', Uncle Phil?"

Anybody think the guy made racial remarks? I wish I had that talent.

On that note.. *Jazz weeps on the couch of her dressing room* *a door opens* A-Train: Girl, why you cryin'? Jazz: My mother is dead. And who the hell are you? A-Train: What the hell you speak? I'm yo' mama! *That's My White Mama will be back after these messages* A-Train: Don't make me break my foot off in yo' ass!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to hang with my crew.