The Mandarin

Why is my baby? Supermarket, she was there.. ..Oh, not this again.

1) Points tallied on first page. I almost died doing it. 2) I forgot to post HeAT results, but I added points to your totals. Match Results: Shelton Benjamin beat Heat GM Steven Richards; Tajiri beat Chuck Palumbo; Victoria & Nidia beat Molly Holly & Gail Kim 3) Someone needs to buy me CS5 Terry Funk.

Saw it Monday. I'd go 7.5-8 out of 10.

Mine:

Uh, my nomination is still in progress.

I'm still undecided on buying it or not. Pro- It's an extended Raw. Raw is entertaining once in a while. Con- Unforgiven was pretty lousy. The matches look boring on paper. Half of the show is a joke (Eugene/Bischoff, Kane/Snitsky, diva battle royale, those two chicks from that thing) I don't know what the main event will be. A bunch of people I don't care about will be wrestling (La Resistance, Chris Jericho, Edge, Orton, everybody 'cept Flair and Benoit, but they're telling me not to care about Benoit anymore anyways) IT'S THIRTY FOUR NINETY FIVE. Not anymore.

Sorry for taking so long. Points up by 7; Taboo Tuesday up tomorrow.

I went for Joisey vs. the GTA. That's the money match.

Wow, that's odd. I was just thinking today that if Shawn happened to get "injured" (I was thinking in a fake way), they could bring in Christian as Edge's partner tomorrow night (if he were to lose). E and C beating La Resistance would be awesome.

Since I'm ordering tonight, I voted. Coach and Benoit. Unbeatable duo. I didn't care enough to vote twice, but if I did, I would have done Benoit a second time and given some mad props to my homeboy Batista. Edit: I didn't order.

Nothing was funny.

TABOO TUESDAY You might forget.

Boomshakalaka.

Edge could have done that crouching dance behind Triple H, launched spitballs at him and passed wind in his general direction and he would still have no-sold it.

Carmella the Dictator just launched a pre-emptive strike!

"We want muppets!"

I sponsored this one.

"I beat five guys! Chris Jericho is one guy! Thanksgiving is in October!"

You're a collector's item. Sadly, I'm not holographic.

I'm one of nine peeps.

WWE Pokemon? Batista: But Ric, you KNOW I require the Pimp stone to evolve. This Leaf stone just won't work. Flair: *intoxicated slurring* ..ssssshaddup, talking pony.

Gene Snitsky needs a better ending for his promos. "Catch you on the flip-side, dudemeisters! NOT! ..Always recycle-- to the EXTREME! Bust it!"

*marks*

Edge saying that he was hungry brought back hilarious memories of that Booker T Hungryman commercial. "YO DAWG. YOU WANT TWO POUNDS OF GENETICALLY ALTERED MEAT THAT COULD GIVE YOU HEART DISEASE?! WE COMIN' AFTA YOU, N***A!"