The Mandarin

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Don't do that Canadian Destroyer head dropping crap so soon. Aim for something (at first) that you know you can perfect so you won't have a chance of injuring your opponent. I'd go for a leg submission or The Stroke.

That's true, WWE isn't actual wrestling.

Had I knew what I know now, I would have gone just to meet Bob Barron and BUY HIM, with my own MONEY, a new Braves cap.

Dyslexic kids love MST.

That's an awful list. Avril was never, EVER more important to Canada than John Candy. Ever. John Candy was a genius and should be in the top 15. Avril is the flavor of the month. Maurice Richard not making the top 10-15 is awful, but it's not as bad as STOMPING TOM CONNORS at 13. I mean, really. Meanwhile, while he is great, Suzuki shouldn't be in the top ten. Terry Fox gets my sentimental vote, but I personally think it should really go to Alexander Graham Bell. He hooked me up with SPEAKER PHONE, yo. PS- Leonard Cohen making the top 50 is

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Top five movies I plan to watch next that I have yet to see: 1) The Untouchables 2) Full Metal Jacket 3) City of God 4) Team America: World Police 5) Day After Tomorrow

Would have been better if Carlito had have spit the apple chunks at her chest and a piece bounces off her left breast, comes back and strikes him in the eye and he runs off screaming.

I'm extremely bored with the current wrestling product. I want you to fix this. Build-A-Card using either of the WWE rosters from today. Since you're trying to entertain me, these are the minimum requirements: For whatever brand you're doing, I want you to have a one sentence description to the end of the match and the time length. I also want one sentence descriptions of any in-ring or backstage promos. The wacky part is, you probably don't know what I like and dislike about the current product (HINT: Not a Edge fan..!) so basically, you're throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. Or, throwing shit at my face and trying to get me to like some of the corn chunks. Then, as a follow-up, in 7.5 words (that's right, only get through half of the last word), tell me why I should like your show. Ram it down my throat. Eventually I will say how long I would have tuned in to your show for and what my opinion was at the end of it. Here's a sample review: The person who makes the best card gets to make the requirements for next week's Build-A-Card #3. Go. PS- I was originally going to translate the instructions into German and back and then call it "The Lost Build-A-Card" but I figured that would be too difficult.

Requirements: Seven or eight matches, write length and short results for all of them It must be a PPV with a WCW name You can include wrestlers from any promotion Time scenario: 1994 OR 2002, your choice A celebrity must be involved in one Three wrestlers (or more) on your card must be inactive (retired, deceased) One match must be a certain DUD or negative star match One must involve Vader Two must be tag matches One must have Great Muta lose One must be a triple threat (can apply to a tag match) Three titles must be on the line, but you can mix and match companies One must involve Savio Vega. One match must involve an ending that was obviously rebooked to suit The Undertaker but not demote his opponent Mine:

Already on Page 4. Kane started the early 90's LA riots.

The best part of this is actually hearing the random fan say "OMG WTF!" I'd imagine it would sound somewhat like "Ohmguh wutfuh"

I'm in, but I'll be sadly disappointed if I don't get "Hef".

Shit, I forgot completely about it. Bob, where do you live, New York or Toronto? And if you live in New York, how long did it take you to clear the border? Did they let you in with that hat on?

Here's how it works: I'll ask you to do a task that somehow relates to wrestling. Like how I gave you requirements to "build-a-card", you gave me your answers. Some days I'll ask you to be more creative than others, like one day asking "What is your favourite Kane match and why?" and then following it up the next day with "Build a wrestling DVD set that you would take with you to a desert island." Consider it like a summer activity booklet. Almost everything I'll ask you to do is pretty much mindless, and I'll provide an example as well. Today, Oct. 8

Shit, I remember Jarrett's debut but I don't remember La Parka winning.

"What a main event! Legend vs. Legend! Hulk Hogan once slammed the 1,253 pound Andre the Giant to win WrestleMania 3 with over a hundred thousand people in attendance! Jesse Ventura was once governor of Minnesota, New York, Kentucky AND South America ALL AT THE SAME TIME while he was still an active wrestler! EXCLUSIVE TO SMACKDOWN." Michael Cole's one-man stage play.

Undertaker incident leads to Wrestlemania vs. Paul Bea...

Non-Spoilers: There's also an AWFUL Luther Reigns/Page 3 girls segment which I just saw. "When I said you were hot.. I LIIIEEEEEDDD!" Rico kisses Rene Dupree on the mouth during the Battle Royal. That was Pat's going away present.

That t-shirt works well on you.