The Mandarin

I've seen a whole pile of obscure Canadian films, the best of them being Treed Murray.

Since he's getting over they're going to turn him face and water him down by only injuring people on the second Tuesday of months that end in "Y".

"I'm way cool. I wear-- I wear, well, rainbow socks with um, the sep--seperate toes. ..HOOK OF THE INSIDE LEG! ONE TWO THERE'S TWO! We're on commercial, David? Okay."

Random Drunk: "See that guy listening to our conversation and labeling me a random drunk? I'm going to go hit him with a shovel." Then I forget the rest.

I had one where I made Kevin Sullivan cry at a supermarket.

It appears Satan needs a nose job.

IGN has a preview of the radio stations but one of them's a "secret". If this means Lazlow, I'm all for it. Chatterbox is still some of the funniest shit ever.

Chad Collyer d. Jay Lethal

Up tomorrow: Xplosion Impact Velocity Both RoH shows Heat spoilers

Moby Top Five (no order)- Natural Blues First Cool Hive God Moving Over the Face of the Water Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad? Honey Honorable mentions to The Sky is Broken, Porcelain, and My Weakness.

Today, Oct. 16 Since Triple H is the supposed locker room "leader", what does that give him the rights to?

Speaking of diaper commercials, am I the only one who's seen the Pampers commercial where some fat dude says to his son "Commander (Cai?)" and the kid makes a hilarious sound that should only come from the autistic? It's seriously the greatest commercial ever. I see it every night during Unsolved Mysteries.

Spongebob.

Since liscenced music is regularly used on the indies, there's been some odd choices of entrance music in the past. Name some of those, or even WWE-made songs. Or, be creative and offer some songs that would be peculiar for someone to enter the building to. I don't know why, but I really want to hear someone enter to "Pump it Up" by Elvis Costello.

Ask him if the punches hurt.

Combined, We Make You A Song Lionel Tate and the Gang Find My Baby

If you're the guy on the end at the left, you look like Kyle when he gets bombed out of his mind at the black frat house in Road Trip. Awesome.

Today, Oct. 15 Name a match with a stipulation that you'd like to see. BUT-- you can't use a letter twice. "Versus" or "against" or the word you use to connect the two names doesn't count. No numbers.

Boo-urns. They didn't show Undertaker murdering Heidenreich. That's the only reason I actually bother watching tonight.

The chairshot Bob Holly takes to end the match is absolutely disgusting and I hope he got his brains scrambled for agreeing to take it.

Hey man, I saved your ass in 'Nam.

Won't be complete unless Bunsen and Beaker get to bukkake Miss Jackie "Beaker, I do believe you got some in her nose." "Mee mee mee mee?" Great job, champ.

Today, Oct. 14 Tell me just HOW did Jamie Knoble get an infected ass cheek?

Budro Jiggler, please.

No, sorry, free agency finished Oct. 2nd. I'ma changin' me name.