The Mandarin

Superstar Shawn Daivari is in the praying room right now. HBK should pitch a hissy fit to Vince.

Where's Sylvan? He hasn't posted in over a page. I'm starting to worry.

Why did Michaels just walk in there like that? Did he want to see Benoit naked? ..speaking of which, does Benoit have a picture of Carmella's head over his genitals?

A black man!

Batista was EONS more styling than Maynard.

Jericho needs to land on his head and mess up some springboards.

Remember Summerslam 2001 where Jericho got goofy and blew half the match? Hilarious.

To be fair, the other girl grabbed her left tit first. She had to re-adjust them.

*click*

I'm 100% sure that when Emmy season arrives, WWE just sends in tapes of the thirty minutes dedicated to Triple H each week and pretend the other hour doesn't exist.

You have no reason to get so angry, if you've been watching for as long as it seems you should be desensitized to this kind of shitty booking by now.

"Especially Regal..because he's not retarded, so it would mean more to him."

Why are their chants so quick?

Regal should just use his old heel music.

I just saw Nicola S, but I couldn't tell the other 3 because of the terrible production values. Union Jack flags are huge over in Philadelphia.

Nova invented the man-titty.

From what I've heard, Tom treated his body and others horribly, so it's not like this happened to a completely undeserving fellow. But best wishes anyways.

At ya rekwast, pri' ministah. Sou gn'ubble wit' fa snip spabble, ya blendah spig der fappo.

I guess we'll go with that since I didn't hear any TNA matches get pimped this week (although I heard Monty/Raven was "ok"). I thought HBK/Christian was about **3/4-***, which is good enough. And after all that debate earlier about changing my name, I've come to a conclusion- I'll use my real name, Budro Jiggler. Now, now, I liked CM Funk too, but it's been one year of that and I've had enough. Zack, if you would kindly do the deed, it would be greatly appreciated. I would have asked Agent of Oblivion since he was actually calling for a name switch, but he wanted me to be called "Sizzlechest". .. Don't cry for me, Fantasy Booking and Columns forum.

Fixed.

All right, Nikkala! ..uh, I mean-- crazy brits.

1) I added 15 points for Zack. 2) I was just about to add the MOTW, but I can't remember any good matches this week. Make your case for one that you liked, and then I'll choose.

My mouth.

Ric Flair says in his book that Triple H doesn't drink, though. Maybe it's because Flair gets to them all before he even has a shot.