The Mandarin

Hogan kicking out of the Rock Bottom to Rock kicking out of the Legdrop at WrestleMania X-8. If Hogan had have pinned Rock with that first legdrop, the Skydome would no longer exist.

CNN did this once with the Bob Hope and the Queen mother (before they died). It's obviously a technical goof. I think it will go: Rodney Dangerfield Christopher Reeves Buddy Hackett Yes, I know Buddy Hackett's dead.

NO~! Well, this sucks. He was one of my favourite players on Ken Griffey Jr.'s baseball for N64. RIP.

You sick bastard.

If you get the two disc Special Edition of Goodfellas, there's a deleted scene where Tommy sells cat food out of the back of a truck for a year.

Fahrenheit 9/11- 5.5/10 Well, it's sure controversial. Any political biases aside, I didn't find it as good of a film as everyone was saying. It wasn't strewn together that well and I was bored out of my gourd for a few portions of it. I'm glad he's not submitting it for Best Documentary, because I would have gone on a murderous rampage had it beaten the much more superior Super Size Me. Not awful, but not a great movie.

Today, Oct. 11 Replace the cast of a Quentin Tarantino movie with wrestlers who you think are most like them.

..whoops. Scores updated on page 1.

1) Norman Smiley and Vader vs. Johnny Stamboli and Funaki 2) Steven Regal and Dean Malenko vs. Jamie Noble and Tommy Dreamer 3) Rey Misterio Jr. and The Rock vs. James Tighe and Sting 4) Chris Benoit and Tokyo Magnum vs. Shelton Benjamin and La Parka 5) Eddie Guerrero and Abdullah the Butcher vs. Bret Hart and Raven

*sigh* Today, Oct. 10 Say something Kevin Nash would say during sex.

I just put on a Quanuni/Wardak bumper sticker today.

On the Eddie DVD, he and RVD do alternate commentary for his ladder match. Eddie gets whipped into a ladder set up in the corner, and Eddie rolls off of it, and the ladder starts to tip. In mid-fall, RVD catches it and then on the commentary, you hear "I CAUGHT THE LADDER LIKE A NINJA." The way he says it is hilarious, plus ninjas are effing hysterical. Rob Szatowski has probably made more contributions to this thread than anybody else.

Sound hearing The ability to see through water The ability to build things with my hands

Is this the intervention?

I call Love Machine.

Previously on DEON: The Elementary Years..

I watched just to see Carlito, so there you go. Watching SmackDown = ratings.

So what are the planned merges? TNA/Puro/Misc. General/Old School? ..WWE and Current Events?

Today, Oct. 9 Make either an acrostic poem about a gaijin, past or present. You can just do their first or last name if you want.

I just saw Carlito's debut promo, and it was AWESOME. "Relass, relass". Golden. Rene Dupree wears pimping tights that say "French Tickler". Kenzo sings "New York, New York" and kicks his feet up. Best tag team in history.

Ugh, why would they put online bra and panties mode in instead of working on making online tags available? Oh well, single mode sounds fun. Smaffles is going to WRECK you all.

TNA up tomorrow; scores updated.

It's more effective when you say that while you're standing in gorilla position.

I assumed it was optional.