The Mandarin

Anybody else getting these Mr. Big commercials? Big Deal is a HOSS.

That fat kid in the orange shirt was bored out of his mind during the HHH promo.

Oh my God! Ace Steel is Steven Weber!

My bad. See, this is still a work in progress.

Eric Stoltz? "This is panda, daddio!"

Man, he went a bit far with the namedropping. "Pete GAS! Fat?! YES. LEGEND?! No."

3 on 3 tag. HBK, Jericho and the power of Christ vs. Christian, Tomko and Tomko's goatee.

...that sounds like a horror movie tag-line... You know what we could call it. .."A Dish of Grish"

That scale is the greatest thing I've ever invented. Also the first. I made the cotton gin. No, Nova invented the cotton gin and the Jake Roberts scale. That's right, he also made John Gotti. Well, speak of the devil.

That scale is the greatest thing I've ever invented. Also the first. I made the cotton gin.

I bet Flair's working towards a 1.4 Jake right now.

"No, wait! There was twelve of them..and, uh, they were marines!"

Coach is a pretty bad announcer, but I'll be damned if he isn't one of the best heel actors in WWE. I'd put him above Kurt Angle right now. Shit like this is why I love Ric Flair. He may be one of the worst wrestlers on the show, but he's the.. oldest.. and.. uh... his tired routine is still.. mildly interesting.. at times. ..WOOO!

My Way- Sex Pistols

I'm sure they did for Sable's.

They've gotta bring the Walker: Texas Ranger lever as well.

That's Teddy Long? I could have sworn it was Lando.

It's been a bitch trying to get the American Gladiators theme for mine.

"--and invest it all in *bang* WAFFLES, tasty WAFFLES, with lots of syrup." "Waffles! Buy waffles!" "Waffles!" "Waffles!" "Waffles!" "Waffles!" "Waffu! Waffu!"

^ ^ Props, dude.

Wow, this is a great game. I just beat the everloving shit out of Sean Paul with my CAW (250 pounds, wears a Zebra Capone hat and a Jesus Saves tattoo), but I had my first loss in 15 matches to WC (to my credit, it went 5:00 and it was VERY, very close at the end). ..and is it just me, or does Henry Rollins get a new tattoo every time I come back to train?

Goodfellas Casino Lethal Weapon 4 Gone Fishin' ..there seems to be a trend.

I have it as- Steve Austin v. The Rock (Wrestlemania X-7) Chris Benoit. v. HBK v. HHH (Wrestlemania XX) Kurt Angle v. Chris Benoit (Royal Rumble 03) TLC (Wrestlemania 2000/SS 00/Mania X-7) The Rock v. Triple H (Judgement Day 00) Chris Benoit v. Chris Jericho (RR 01) Cactus Jack v. Triple H (RR 00) And I haven't seen No Way Out 00. All of those are excellent matches, in my opinion.

It's gonna be a Smaffles costume. Word.