The Mandarin

No, Czech got banned from the WWE forum. Sadly for him, he hasn't been able to reply all night. Hey, Sylvan Grenier, you get NBA JAM in France?

We need to invent a Muta Blood Scale except for how intoxicated Flair is on any given night. "WHOO BITCHES, I'M OVER THE LIMIT!"

I think we just hit the top of the comedy pyramid. And to think all these years I've been trying with Don Rickles jokes.

Somewhere, X-Pac is seeing the dead baby crawl across his ceiling.

Would I get to use the same wrestlers you guys get to use? Or will we get leftovers and get to use indy wrestlers? I was planning on taking scraps anyway, so could I make my roster after you guys have drafted yours? Why don't you start your own and get 6 other people to play and start from scratch with all the talent included? That way you get all the workers you want and people who missed out the first time are included.

"NO! NNNNOOOO! *pause* I COULD HAVE SAVED MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO! NNNNNOOOO!"

The Snitz. Catchphrase: "That's the Snitz for you, my friend."

There goes the nose again.

Why was he so furious that there were no more questions being asked? "Any more QUESTIONS?" "Yes sir, what is the name of your dog?" "WELL, I'M HAPPY YOU ASKED ABOUT MR. NUFFLES."

Mickey Al has the best sig since the alternating Spiderman captions. "..and that bear was my father!"

"Her life support seems to be off. Is this okay?" Anyways, my monitor was doing the same thing. It turns out something was wrong with the wires, and voila, it was fixed. That may not be your problem, but it's good to check.

Anyways, I'd assume the Von Erichs, Jeff Hardy and The Rockers to name a few. But it's simply gossip.

I like Scatman Crothers in general. Nobody should feel guilty for liking Scatman though.

Who the hell voted "Other"? Is that you, King Kong Bundy?

Don't expect me to make a "Best November to Remember ECW Title Match?" poll.

Yeah, but Orton/Venis smokes that one. I'd put it way over Orton/Edge. Val Venis is the king of Sunday Night HeAT.

So I have to come up with the worse no sell of all time? Sounds to hard. .. RVD flopping around on the mat selling his torso like death after the Five-Star while Hawk gets right back up.

Have you HEARD Dudleyz/Venis and Storm from the WrestleMania XX Tag Qualifier? The (fake) crowd heat rivaled Rock/Hogan.

It was Velocity at 10 and Confidential at 11 here. OMG WTF?! ..timezones.

But..dude didn't get his Geoff Bitch.

---------- This is Rudo's Mother. I regret to inform you that Rudo has been taken to the hospital and is in intensive care after having read this. The doctors are still unsure how his "gut" could have been "busted", but many think it's because of something he ate earlier on in the day, but I have my suspicions... the surgery went well, he thanks you all for your prayers and well wishes which will no doubt be offered after you have read this... - Momma Rudo ----------- I can't tell if this was better than the time Anglesault did it, but both responses are hilarious.

You could say.. ..he's not dead! " " " " " "

Screw that other thread, but this one is all mine, yo. Today's match: If you read and respond, please pick the next match: HHH vs. Scott Steiner- Royal Rumble 2003 OR Trish Stratus vs. Victoria- RAW, Chicago Street Fight

Well, we've got to spice it up once in a while. Nobody wants to read the same story for a few thousand years. The 2-book Platinum Special Edition w/ Alternate Ending is released in a few weeks.