The Mandarin

Actually, if I may say so, I hate how when rest holds are used in every match nowadays, they go on for at least more than one minute, and they ignore the crowd support. I miss the good old days when fans clapping would get a face out of a chinlock. But no more! Thanks, Randy Orton and Christian. Keep on boring us to tears.

The last time I threw up was while watching Collateral Damage. True story.

Statement: One and a half hours of reading the Scummiest Wrestling Urban Legends thread over at the DVD boards has WARPED MY MIND. You know what I'm talking about, Rudo. (Saw your name on the members list)

Why was this? EDIT: I want to vomit looking at your avatar. That's MXC's greatest moment, though.

I'd say the same thing about Chris Jericho, but this is just opening a giant can of worm..ass. (Not to say I think Chris Jericho's such a bad wrestler. I just consider him okay.)

24 hour rule. Real F'n Show, it's your turn. Draft two guys. (Voice can make his pick at any time)

I actually believed that he was going to be okay (after the report came out that he denied being on his "deathbed"). RIP.

Statement: By the end of December, "Superstar" Shawn (Magic Carpet) Daivari will be a OAORaw Over-Used joke without ever wrestling on the show.

I got Ms. Pac Man.

I'll miss not watching him wrestle.

**1/2, too many restholds during the middle.

Zack?

What was it suppose to say on the closed caption? Goldberg. Wow...how did THAT kind of an error happen? Goldberg...Smaffles. Sounds like a new kind of cereal mixed with waffles. Actually, Smaffles sounds like a lovable animal of some sort, like a mammoth or wildebeast. Or a pimping bear.

Maybe he'll go for the Oprah route. "EVERBODY IN THE AUDIENCE GETS CARS!" *cheers* "VOLVOS!" *clapping stops*

What was it suppose to say on the closed caption? Goldberg.

Wow, I can't believe the Undertaker was forgotten this long. What, you guys weren't feelin' it?

Sorry to interrupt (if there's still more pictures to come). How much did the seats run you?

Smaffles was the greatest thing to ever hit closed captioning. Now the name has been immortalized under the guise of a pimping bear. Also, "One, two goirks" was awesome as well.

According to the commercials I saw last night, the fans are going to pick the Heavyweight Title contender for Taboo Tuesday.

...that was the quietest snapmare ever. Nobody in the audience made a sound. They were just observing it.

He punched himself after botching a Chapstick apply. Does that mean Kane is Ross Geller?

I shall never make a Star Trek reference again. Only TEKWAR from now on.

Kane: "..and that's because you're having MY baby!" *walks out* Lita: "Get back here!" *silence* Lita: "...KHAAAAAAAN!"

"TONIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA FACE-- ME! GRRR!"