The Mandarin

Reason for bringing me up when I'm not even posting? It's all right there-- in Graphics and Testing Grounds![/Downhoming]

How does Jim Ross break into plugging Unforgiven like that? I'm guessing someone yells "SHILL" in his headset every few seconds. ..or they send sparks up his ass.

Yeah, be my guest. I'm assuming you're managing it? I suggest you call it "The OAO Fantasy League for people who missed that first one ran by that stupid guy with Vince McMahon wearing a party hat in his signature." ..or "Fantasy League II".

When the ramp is missing, something is usually driving into the arena and down the aisle or something similar. Randy Orton's going to come out in a van with the TRUTH logo plastered all over it. Orton: "SMOKING CAN KILL YOU, PEOPLE."

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain." Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle." *Starter Kid sighs* Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!" They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foil, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family. I can just imagine Matt, Lita, the baby, Kane, Jeff Hardy and one of Jeff's "Alumininummies" going into Old Navy.

Holy shit Rudo, she IS the Vancome Lady!

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain." Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle." *Starter Kid sighs* Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!"

Did she just call her an assy? What's wrong with that?

Why can't someone trap Lita and send her to Siberia?

He's shooting!

Benoit just made the entire team look like wimps. Benoit buried the entire team in under a minute. Benoit must be a jerk backstage, then.

Ah. Let me guess...I somehow missed that in the orignal thread. This is why I shouldn't multi-task when on TSM. Well obviously you're being distracted by the swamp-load of pre-orders coming in for those amazing Pump n' Flex figures. Look at 'dem beauts.

Sept. 27th. HURRY FOLKS, IT'S CRUNCH TIME

I wasn't thinking of that, but now that you suggest it, I guess it is more fair. Unless anybody has a problem, we'll do it that way.

I never watch ER but I'm tuning in for Liotta.

I saw SAW's trailer a few months ago and I thought it looked hysterically bad. Then again, I'm not a big horror aficionado to begin with.

Open challenge: Somebody will win the election, and the Canadian dollar will still be worth shit. Now bring it on.

Runteldat.

My face still hurts from laughing so much. I picked this up off recommendation of a friend, who didn't really go into detail, but said it was great. Let me tell you, that was honestly the funniest 2 hours of my life, I swear to God. I laughed so hard it was better than a workout. Every single thing Robin Williams said was pure gold. He did more jokes in 5 minutes than Seinfeld does in an hour. The first laugh-till-you-cry bit is his joke about execution of retarded people. "Go sit in Santa's lap, Timmy! *pulls electric chair lever* *PFFFFTTTT*" That nearly killed me. Eventually, he moves into political commentary, which is a lot slower (he was going at a RAPID pace previously), but still hilarious. Then, he gets into religion. I have NEVER laughed this hard. "Jesus was an only child, and thank God, because who would want to be Jerry, the brother of Christ?" There's so much more I've forgotten at least 95% of it. Eventually, he moves onto how golf was invented by Scots, which is a must-see for any golf fans. The ending discussion about sex/Viagra slows it down a bit, but it's a very good climax (no pun intended) to the show. He ends it perfectly. I can't really say it's my favourite "film" ever (too all over the place to be a movie), but it's my favourite thing ever put on DVD. Please, I beg of you, watch this. It will redefine your perspective of "funny". So who else has seen it/enjoyed it?

Awesome.

That dig on Chyna was great.

I love how you have all these children's movies and then The People vs. Larry Flynt.

I just go to other sites for info. I'm not usually hyped up about games, but I'm counting down the days with this one. Oct. 19th.

Did you laugh at McEnroe about The Chair?

I can't say for certain myself, but I know a VERY strong candidate is "Double A", Arn Anderson. Arguably the best mic worker in the business and he was very well-rounded in his prime. The only reason I don't think he got the NWA title is because he doesn't exactly look like a superstar. He's got more of a "heavy-drinking uncle" thing going on.