The Mandarin

Transcript provided by-- Russell of the Death Valley Driver forums. Russell: He Makes Good Transcripts.

Good call man, good call. I tried to save this but to no avail. What do you say the good OAO posters all go in exile at Graphics & Testing Grounds where we can get away with more. .....great idea. Next week. Monday, September 6th, 2004. The One and Only Unofficial Raw Thread - for the first time EVER - in the Graphics & Testing Grounds. Let them have their fun in the WWE folder. We'll show them how to do a REAL Raw thread. I'm really serious. This should SO happen.... I'd like an administrator to unlock the Josh Lowmon Archive Folder so I could have my own Raw thread in there.

Did the TSN guys just give a nod to the R-Rated diva search segment? I swore I heard something about "a lot of stuff you can't say." I hope they don't edit it too much, because I'm planning on taping tonight's replay and want it intact. SCANDALOUS.

Stevie walking around like that violates the dress code.

That was a shock. Not because Christian returned, but because it didn't go like this: (Christian jumps Jericho from behind) King: "Hey waitaminute!" JR: "Who's that?!" King: "It's Christian!" (Christian puts him in a resthold for six minutes)

You can wrestle, Edge. Just wear ugly biker shorts.

That match saved an abysmal Raw so far for me: 1) LOUD chops 2) Flair Flop 3) Flair Flop #2 (yeah, they're corny but I love them) 4) Crowd was pretty hot 5) Batista, the King of SWANK shows up again 6) Sets up what could be a pretty good Batista/Benoit match at the PPV And, best of all-- NBA JAM references. BOOMSHAKALAKA.

This is the most offensive Raw I've ever seen.

Between this and and DJ Jazzy Jeff being tossed out the door, you are my new favourite poster on TSM. And OH MY GOD, those girls are CATTY.

@ Triple H burying OVW.

Oh c'mon, we're all going to die eventually. I've heard "news" on my impending death years on end from quality news sources such as Weekly World News and the like. An asteroid is supposed to kill us in 2011 anyways, don'tcha know. It's not that I believe it or disbelieve it, I just don't care.

Benoit/Angle vs. Rey/Edge I'm really suprised the Horsemen/Flock made it so far. I've seen it before, and while it was good, I wasn't blown away as I was with the No Mercy tag.

Awful. He didn't even post a picture of a spider.

1) The WWE product is better now than it was one year ago. True. 2) The WWE product is better now than it was three years ago. Ehh..false. 3) The WWE product is better now than it is five years ago. True. 4) I believe the in-ring product has improved in the last three years. True. 5) I believe the storylines/feuds/angles have improved in the last three years. False. 6) I wish WCW and ECW were still in existence. True. 7) The WWE will have no real competition in the next five years. False. 8) It was smart for the WWE to go to a "less is more" in ring style. True. 9) I believe the RAW brand is superior to Smackdown. True. 10) If I could convince Vince Macmahon to push one guy on either roster to the moon, it would be: Batista.

*has massive stroke* LA PARKA~?! I'm tuning in man. I'll be there at both hours. Fo' sho.

Beefcack. That's genius. Jesus Zach, how do you manage to find time between watching your huge pile of DVDs, working at WSS (I've bought stuff there before, by the way.), posting on these forums and being Champion of the OAOAST? That's insane.

Only bother watching Unhappily Ever After, which is an old favourite of mine. Not even Jeremy Piven could save Ellen.

Can't say I blame them. I'd do the same if I lived in India.

Instead of that, why don't we just not give him money? ..sorry Bob.

Samoa Joe, Chris Benoit, Triple H, Batista and CM Punk.

Mick Foley reminds me of Harry T. Stone. But instead of Mel Torme, he should worship Terry Funk.

I say in order to comply with Zsasz's tirade we merge the months of May and June into one and call it "Mune".

Get him a bowler hat.