The Mandarin

Yeah, he and one of my relatives share the same birthday, so I've always memorized it. Maybe they'll do something after the SmackDown tapings tonight. I know they did last year after Summerslam.

What?! Rene vs. RVD on the pre-Summerslam Heat match was a lot better than I expected and was better than many matches on the card. Plus, the French Tickler is just hysterical and would do huge if they ever decided to switch him to being a face. They can't get rid of it.

The only redeemable part of that segment was "Poontong? We gotta party."

I'd assume expedia.com is the best/most reliable site to book a flight with.

Dress your kid up as a pimping bear for Halloween.

I got Nine Months which is a pretty funny movie. I'm after Murder by Numbers now.

I was thinking, and Shawn needs to kip up out of another wheelchair. Yeah, maybe he's already had three months to heal but we all know Shawn *loves* milking injuries. Hell, maybe show him for the first time during the pre-PPV Sunday Night Heat watching (while still in a wheelchair) his own "Shawn Michaels is returning promo", with him yelling "Shit, I didn't know that!", START WHEELING HIS ASS TO OREGON, have him show up about 2 minutes late for his match with Kane about 90 minutes later and HE KIPS OUT OF THE WHEELCHAIR and the match begins. ..I'm sure they could pull it off in a believable fashion.

Statement: "As punishment, you're gonna face ... Kane!" is getting VERY tired and it's due to uncreative writing.

Batista would make such a swank hair stylist. Anyways, I'm guessing Matt's going to show up at the wedding only to get destroyed by Kane. And then Michaels will return on pay-per-view.

Not much really noteworthy this week, but thanks for doing it anyways. I'd like to find out where I can get some of those figures from the shareholder booklet online. I'm just interested.

I have perfect vision and I still can't read the Raw ticker.

STATEMENT: Christian is the best (not necc. a good thing) at working WWE style. Rob Van Dam is the worst.

Hey, one of the hot actresses from Joe Schmo was in that. Supposedly she played "Alison". Did she have any scenes worth watching?

Rebuttal: Canadian Chick would. Rebuttal: Taking Gail Kim off TV would absolutely crush TigerDriver91.

Statement?: Dynamite Kid is also the biggest asshole of a wrestler ever. (I won't deny that he was a great wrestler, though.)

Statement: This website would not exist if not for Vince McMahon Sr.

Statement: Christopher Nowinski was the only Tough Enough grad with potential.

Statement: WWE needs La Parka.

'The Virgin Suicides' sucked (minus Josh Hartnett's hilariously bad hair). Then again, so did Sofia's other movie.

ABOBO.

Even JR's stick man has Bell's Palsy.

12 hours of Red Green Show, 4 hours of Camp Caribou and the last six hours usually alternate between Street Cents and Degrassi: TNG. [/alienating Americans]

Due to low ratings, there will be no Joe Schmo 3 and probably no Joe Schmo 2 DVD. I'm assuming Nielsen boxes are only given out to the mentally impaired. Why is the only reality show with any heart not renewed for another season while Gary Gulman and Dat Phan are allowed to stink up the tube together? Don't make no sense. Oh well, at least we got two seasons of a great show and I got my season one DVD. Matt Kennedy Gould is a good man.

Do The Evolution- Pearl Jam

What DOES Stacy Keibler do?