The Mandarin

Dancer in the Dark is a really good movie (starring Bjork), so check that out as well.

Other (tie): Rick Rude and Curt Hennig. So I went with Bret, who's probably third or fourth. La Parka is up there as well.

Haw, you thought that was bad, look at last week's! ..waitaminute.

Maybe a Guerrero for Eugene trade could work.

Sounds great! No thanks!

Since it's MY birthday tomorrow, I'll pick the next match. Hint: it's from the Rey Mysterio DVD, and it's really, really good.

You guys are SO OLD, you laughed at my awful joke because that's senility for you.

That's not Dean Cain, stupid. That's Mickey Rourke.

Road Trip (on ABC): 8.5/10 WOW, I had no idea it was that funny. A slightly weak ending, but the rest of the movie made up for it. This made me a fan of DJ Qualls and Sean William Scott and renewed my faith in Tom Green. Highly recommended.

I was unaware Steve Blackman was still living.

I'd buy it if it was any other number than 69. I've seen too many girls wearing faux-jerseys with that number on it. Skanks.

8. Raven/Saturn vs Malenko/Benoit (Horseman) - Spring Stampede 99 (12-11) 2. Edge/Rey vs Benoit/ Angle- No Mercy (15-8)

Apparently there's four more legends yet to be named.

Canadian Chris is SO OLD-- --Nevermind, he fell asleep before I could finish the joke.

I'm pissed about La Parka not making it, and there's no way Gorilla Monsoon isn't making it in by next year. Kurt Angle got in by his extraordinary athletic skill and his potential. But that potential was never tapped into because he never was a top-card guy. There was so much more he could have done that would have made him a strong HOF inductee. I'm happy he made it in because he's one of my favourites currently, but those against him do have a strong case.

Big Show: "What a bunch of g**ks."

OUCH. Not only does that insult Scott Putski's intelligence, that makes fun of his rampant steroid use as well.

I'm listening to their 4th Quarter Earnings Conference Call, I'm assuming this was done at the same time as the earnings report. EDIT: Wait, wasn't this done about a month or two ago?

Rock (to Hurricane): "Let The Rock remind you of something. You ain't nothing! You ain't nothing. You ain't no superhero! Not like the Scorpion King. You're 100 pounds of nothing! Five feet nothing! Oh, excuse The Rock one second! Excuse The Rock! His cell phone's goin' off! *takes invisible cellphone out of his pocket* Oh yeah. Ka-kow! Hello? Hey, it's nothing! He says he knows you!" "And--as a superhero *chuckles* --you've got braces! *laughs* You've got braces! What are you, the president of student council?"

Mike Awesome demolishing Spike Dudley's girlfriend with the mother of all lariats was a keeper as well.

I think Bob IS the homeless guy who hangs outside your office.

My suggestions: The Late Late Show with Max Weinberg The Late Late Show with Mark Pender The Late Late Show with La Bamba The Late Late Show with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog The Late Late Show with Fed-Ex Pope The Late Late Show with Cactus Chef playing "We Didn't Start the Fire" on a Flute The Late Late Show with Walker, Texas Ranger

Wifebeating Kegtapping Box Socializing That would sure get the 18-49 male demographic.

Tanaka/Awesome is probably ECW's best 3 match series, with each of them being a 1999 US MOTY candidate (and the second being probably my favourite match/angle of 1999).

I honestly thought he was still in jail at this point for smacking up his bitch. And he claimed he got off the junk a long time ago thanks to Robert DeNiro. Tom Sizemore is one of my faves, but DAMN, he's got problems. EDIT: "Is a one"? My grammar not no good.