The Mandarin

Orton's birthday is April 1st. WrestleMania XXI is on April 3rd, right?

If anyone thinks Dudleys vs. Rey/Kidman/London is going more than 4:30, they're wrong. Remember the Judgment Day 2003 opener? That's exactly what I expect.

The only positive thing about this? ..White Men Can't Jump comes on in half an hour.

..Have ANY of them noticed yet that they've been dancing all this time to "Walk, Idiot, Walk"? I'm sure they wouldn't be offended anyways.

Poor Stone Cold Jimmy.

Thanks buddy, I just gagged on my Buffalo Wings. What do you have against the Admiral?

You can tell even the TSN guy thought that was retarded.

One of them needs to go "HOLY SHIT, FOOD!" and start pigging out. Because none of them look like they've been fed in weeks.

Who the hell's that guy at the end of the table and why does he look so much like Dr. Swanson from Office Space?

The only way to save this angle is to reveal Lita was whored out to Kane by her pimp, Batista. EDIT: Kane should have come out with a "World's Best Dad" T-Shirt on.

Yeah, I heard about this a while back (I think I was looking up something about the fat lady from What's Eating Gilbert Grape? and it linked me there.. ). Anyways, I'm looking forward to seeing this, but there's so many other movies I haven't seen that I put on my list before it, so it's likely going to be a couple of years or decades before I see it. But still, I'm hyped!

Too weird.

What's really scary is that Kurt Angle's family has a history of heart problems and 15 (or more) of them have already died from it, including his sister.

Both shows were dull, in my opinion. They each had a match that went on way too long (HIAC for Bad Blood, IC Title for Vengeance), each had a comedy match that tried too hard (Eugene's matches on both shows) and the rest of the undercards weren't anything great. But both shows did have one pretty good match (Benoit/Kane, Benoit/HHH). So I wouldn't buy the DVDs myself, but it's up to you. Like what you hear, go for it.

You know, I don't really understand the logic in the picture of Matt Kennedy Gould in the "Post here to be Banned" thread, but I don't dare question it by making a reply over there.

Victoria just kicked out of Jazz's finisher (right?).

1. Jericho/Benoit vs. HHH/Austin - May 01 RAW (17-2) 29. Team USA vs Hart Foundation - Canadian Stampede (16-3) 11. Steiners vs Bret/Owen Hart - Wrestlefest 94 (10-9) 2. Edge/Rey vs Benoit/ Angle- No Mercy (13-6)

..did Psycho Sid really shit his pants vs. Undertaker?

Word-of-mouth didn't really work in M. Night's favour.

The booking for Kane/Matt Hardy sounds pretty good, I can see that going down. Rock and Bret Hart returning would be insane. I don't wanna get my hopes up, though. Good stuff, I hope the actual show turns out something like that. That would be worth the assload of dolla-dolla I paid for this event.

Yeah, Steve Austin is partly deaf, too. Anyways, Kurt Angle is a sad case. I pity the guy (for all the injuries he's got), but I have nothing but respect for his abilities and determination. He's a true hero.

Wow, this game offers a LOT for someone (like me) who doesn't know jack about football. 2k3 was a lot less complicated, but this game is obviously, much, much more superior in every single way.

Daaamn. What happened to football games where you just played..uh..football? Now I've got a crib and everything. Not that there's anything wrong with that. About to start a season. Pray for me.

Screw that, give her a Poochie exit. I'm sure they have enough money in the budget to paste a picture of Halle Berry's face on a mannequin and pull her skywards with a crane. V.O.: "Storm died on the way back to her home..uh..cloud."

I wouldn't mind a 3 on 3 tables match opener. Of course, there's likely going to be an added stipulation that if Dudleys win, they get the tag titles and if Rey's crew win, he gets the Cruiser title.