The Mandarin

Regal/Stevie on Sunday? I'm there.

Well, I prefer Benoit, Eddie and Rey by a wide margin but he's better than most, that's for sure. On an entertainment level, he's probably in the top 20. He plays a convincing hick.

SHIT, why couldn't TJ have gone? Although Bryce's crying was hilarious, as was the whole lie detector event. Next week's show looks even better. And it should be a rule that Spike TV should have Matt Kennedy Gould say "Whhhaaattt is goooing OOON?!" before and after every commercial break.

Orton/Jericho was good, minus the house show finish which ANYBODY could have called when the match was first signed. All the Eugene segments were good as well, and the HHH angle is some of the best writing in a while. Oh, and Ingrid is quite annoying. I'm going into mark-out mode when Matt Kennedy Gould(~!) makes his cameo tonight.

Vengeance sounds good. OH MY GOD. Lita's face looked exactly like one of the male face models you could choose from on Wrestlemania 2000. I'm talking exactly like one. That was scary.

Batista calls his spots like he likes his dress shirts: quite loud.

Awful, awful promo. Pearl River Plunge!

For some reason, when I read this the first time, I thought you were talking about LeVar Burton from Reading Rainbow and Star Trek:TNG. ...then I forgot about it and was completely shocked when Phil showed up on the subway. I'm such a tool. Anyways, great movie. Alfred Molina was okay, but after reading that they also considered CHRISTOPHER WALKEN for the role, I would have gladly had Walken take the role of Doc Oc. It didn't really matter anyways, as Tobey Maguire's excellent acting overshadows all the other characters. What happened to Aunt May anyways? So did she move out of the house or did I forget something already?

Spiderman 2- 8/10 Easily my favourite super hero movie.

Josh Matthews > Lawler, Coach, Snow, Grisham, DeMott, Tazz and Cole

For $19,000 I want Vince to swim across Lake Ontario with the costume fabric in his teeth. Of course, Stephanie would have an easier time keeping afloat.

Jack Nicholson getting the same amount of votes as James Woods is sad. My picks (in no order): Jack Nicholson Dustin Hoffman Tim Robbins Morgan Freeman Robert DeNiro Ray Liotta (hey, Joe Pesci got a vote) Tom Hanks Meryl Streep Sissy Spacek(!) ..Henry Winkler William H. Macy Jeff Daniels and yes, Tom Cruise.

If I was Kane, I'd drag Benoit's ass by the stage and brawl with him until the ref counts to ten. But of course, Kane's not that smart as he chose LITA of all people, to be his "Rosemary". BAHAHA at JR going spastic.

Pete Rose vs. Garrison Cade, coming up next.

Stacy: "So, what are you going to do?" Lita: *dubbed over with manly voice* "I have to go now! My planet needs me." JR (voice over): Bah god, Lita died on the way back to her home planet.

You're not the only one. Sometimes, if you waited outside long enough after a taping, the cast of Dharma and Greg would give you their leftover meals. ..

? Was there a Dames sign? No, there's someone with a "Hi Damian" sign right in the middle of the camera view. I'm just vain enough to think it's directed towards me, despite the fact that the most I've ever been south of NY is Pennsylvania. Dames Maybe it's directed towards the child of Satan. Or not.

Wasn't Earl Hebner injured recently? Man, that fire alarm bit was hilarious.

Cool review. Nice to see you're using the term I love so dearly, "SWANK". The cage match is also the best one I've seen. I'm gonna go with Dragon/Ki.

That's a pretty good final four. I haven't seen either Austin/Bret in a very, very long time (seven years), but I assume they're amazing matches. I hope Austin/Rock wins.

I don't know, I really liked the one smiley blowing away the headquarters while the other dudes are laughing below.

"Dear WWE Fan Services, I hereby demand a refund for the amount I paid for your latest SmackDown! brand pay-per-view, "The Great American Bash". Not even the title of the program could deliver. First, the show did not deliver in terms of quality, therefore, it does not deserve the prefix "The", making this "Great American Bash". Not "The Great American Bash", because "the" should be reserved for other things. Like "the" alcohol I had to consume to get through this. Next, the show which I paid my hard-earned money for, certainly wasn't "great". This leaves it as "American Bash". Furthermore, seeing as how you have degraded the title "American", I would kindly ask that in future years, this event be held in Serbia. And lastly, the only bashing that went on here was my head smacking against the wall, trying to comprehend why John Layfield won the WWE's (former) top title. So, after taking away the show's main title, what do you have left? Nothing. WHICH IS WHAT THIS SHOW WAS WORTH, YOU SICK BASTARDS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE :firing: :firing: ... Sincerely, ______________" Just a rough draft, but still feel free to copy and paste.

Um, what?

This is so, so stupid that SmackDown's now probably the top comedy amongst Hispanic teens.