The Mandarin

I have a weird feeling this is going to get me to watch SmackDown.

How long has this match gone?

Missing Brakkus and "Supreme Fighting Machine" Kama Mustafa. C+

You crazy kids. $$$ THE ANSWER $$$

You COULD be watching Extreme Home Makeover, but noooo.. It's a repeat anyways.

Well, at least the crowd is lively. Must have been extra t-shirts in the cannon. God bless Michael Cole for covering the botched Dudley Dog.. "uh..second rope?" Schmo Rebound! Nice. You must watch it for Montecore. You must.

I agree. You should have gone for "Triple Chin" or "Triple Cheeseburger".. ..even "Hunter Hearst Supersize" could have worked.

If anybody can upload the opening match from Souled Out '98 with the crowd popping like NUTS for La Parka, I will e-kiss their feet.

Hah, that's cool, that was you? I didn't know that. Good stuff. I do read the Velocity reports to find out what cruiserweight stuff I missed, so I'll be checking it out every week.

"..but right now, we've got Max Moon vs. Kamala." -- (it wasn't really a heel move, but it was quite vicious) Jerry Lynn writing "DIE" on his chest in Steve Corino's blood. Mike Awesome killing Spike Dudley's girlfriend with a lariat (and breaking her jaw) Kane pillmanizing Shawn Michaels recently was a cool visual as well.

Everybody saw it coming from miles away. But what happens now? Where do you expect them to go with this? Think of all the possible vignettes this could lead to. Lita in a pregnancy class with Kane watching through the window? Kane and Lita shopping for a crib at Babies 'R Us? Kane coming home to find Lita eating three boxes of ice cream a day? WHAT. WILL. HAPPEN?

I used to hate Orlando Jordan, but now I've moved onto heavy drinking.

Why is Haas fighting Luther Reigns? How is this show expected to draw with only Guerrero, Undertaker and Cena to carry it? And they're not even fighting in the same match!

Has anybody else played Moonmist from 1986? That game was hilarious. >left >Game Room You see Ian and your friend Tamara sitting on the sofa. Lord Drake is playing the piano. >Bolitho >You can't see Bolitho right now! >Tamara >Tamara glances at you. >undress >You can't undress here! >end game >But.. you haven't found two of the missing treasures, found the secret passage or solved the mystery of the ghost yet!

I'll take it! Wait, what's a puro?

The only ones I've seen are Spaceballs, History of the World Part 1, and Blazing Saddles. Saddles was funny, but if I recall, I didn't like the ending. Haven't seen it in three or four years anyway. And Spaceballs was way too silly when I watched some of it a month or two ago, but for all the yuk yuks it brought me in earlier years, it gets my vote.

John Henson was the horribly unfunny guy. Jim Henson created the Muppets.

I thought the popularity contests were strictly reserved for the Pokemon boards. ..that damn Geodude4:20, always stealing my thunder. ONE OF THESE DAYS..

On that topic, there's no doubt in my mind that Guerrero does steroids. He's extremely jakked now compared to what he looked like in 1997.

Ricky Martin. That's September 8th.

Crap, I think you're right. There's no tag "3 Stages of Hell" option. So I'll just replay the match three times.

He seems to like The Rock, says Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit are great wrestlers, says Stacy Keibler is hot(..ew), Big Show is a great guy, hates Steiner as previously mentioned, says Jarrett is a shitty draw yet a good guy, and doesn't really mention Goldberg although he knows Bill's older brothers. Name some specific wrestlers and I'll try and find what he has to say. I may re-read the book. And he loves Roddy Piper. Hilarious story about the Hot Rod impersonating Stan Hansen and giving the lariat to hotel plants in Japan.

What is this "whoosh" anyhow? whoosh, n. 1. A sibilant sound: the whoosh of the high-speed elevator. 2. A swift movement or flow; a rush or spurt. So somebody hit me with a swift movement? I demand compensation.

I hated the Cowbell sketch. Maybe it was the dry "humor", or maybe it was Will Ferrell, but something went wrong.

Was there a specific reason to his banning? Other than him seemingly arguing with half the members of this board? I haven't been reading enough HD.