The Mandarin

WHY is attire so important to wrestling fans? I remember reading dozens of posts of ticked off fans after SummerSlam 2002 because Shawn Michaels wasn't wearing his broken heart tights. And then angry fans because Undertaker didn't wear purple gloves or a purple tie at WrestleMania XX. So the most important thing about a wrestler's comeback-- is his attire? Why does this matter so much? Is it because you remember the wrestler through his attire, not his wrestling? Is it because you can remember your favourite moments through picturing the attire (Shawn wearing those ugly white heart pants at WMXII)? How can a wrestler's popularity be determined through his fashion sense? Does anybody have an answer?

This thread needs a Rudo fan-fiction.

That was the most depressing six hours of my entire life.

Maybe this time Lita will give birth to a hand, but it will be wearing one of Kane's old gloves you can buy from Shopzone.

Meh, I thought Matt's acting was fine, actually. Lita, on the other hand... I don't think I've seen worst fake crying in my life. Hell, even Trish's crying when she found out about the bet was better. Even Mean Gene's crying when he met the Gobbledy Gooker was better. ..wait, I think I was the one crying.

BAHAHAHAH Triple H's laughing was exactly like Ray Liotta's in Goodfellas.

Too bad Kane didn't come out wearing a red wig and Hot Topic clothes. Matt would have never been able to tell! Kane in high-pitched voice: "Oh, Matt, what does this all mean?" Matt: "Lita, will you--" Kane in deep devil voice: "THE ANSWER IS NO." *Kane boots him in the face*

These new Matt Facts are more of an abortion than the thing Lita's carrying.

When he opened the box, it should have let off a bright gold glow and nobody should have been able to see in it. And Kane should wear a band-aid on the back of his head.

Y'know, if you think about it, Drury saying "Thanks" is no different from the signatures that everybody else uses. Of course, you have the option to turn sigs off.

The Rock. 30 minutes of him. Big Dave!

My TV was muted--are JR and King that stupid? To their credit, they only have small monitors to look in. ..and they're partially blind.

..Alexis Laree?

My closed captioning interpreted one of the sentences as "..past Junkyard Dog and straight into KING KONG BEHINDY."

If Orton fought Rock and Eugene fought Flair at SummerSlam, I would be gleeful.

Eugene sucks? SWANK Orton~!

Don't get your hopes up. They're not going to get someone new to face Styles on this short notice. It's gonna be Kazarian or another bland wrestler.

They should give Eugene to Orton instead. Randy Orton-- from Legend Killer to Forrest Gump Killer

Who has done this? Everybody on these forums have either shit all over Flair, or acknowledged that now he's just a comedy act.

That sounds hilarious.

Of course Shawn's gonna get him a job now.

Pff, you think that's good? Check out MY CAR.

I hope for Kurt's sake that he doesn't do SummerSlam. I don't want him to cripple himself even more.