The Mandarin

"IT'S STING! Wait..it's not Sting. Noooo--ooooo. Oh, come on. The nWo is attacking Lex Luger an-- wait, the nWo's Sting is taking off his mask-- IT'S THE REAL STING! HOOO BOY! OH, NO, FANS, WE'RE OUT OF TIME! THIS HAS BEEN THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!" I can't count the number of times that happened in 1997.

Stylin' Dave! This could be good.

Benjamin's on Heat. Good money says he's against Stevie R.

It was, it was just the blood pouring out of Shawn's mouth so quickly that made it look so nasty. Man, they've really been doing some nasty juicing recently.

..Wow. .. ..Thanks for not botching that, Gail.

^^^^

That segment saved Raw.

Bahaha. The look on Eugene's face was hilarious as his hero comes down to the ring accompanied by RANDY ORTON CARRYING A PRESENT. Bahaha, and Flair gives Eugene PROPS.

IT'S TIME

If it wasn't for the cool Michaels segment, this would be the worst RAW in recent years. I--HATE---THE HURRICANE. I'm a huge fan of Shane Helms, I just cannot stand watching him get his ass kicked every. Single. Week. Just put his ass on Heat.

Robert Conway! Flag Match! Jobbers!

Jim Thome hit his 400th homer today. Nice. Wait, what's happening with Schmo? Live promo? What?

Man, that segment was cool.

David Flair vs. Sid Vicious, Submission Match

Next Up: 100 Reasons Bradshaw is better than the Big Bossman

What monster have I created here?

Who in 1998 was paired up with BRUTUS BEEFCAKE..

sup

AP Photo

I think it has to do the points you receive for the amount of time you had remaining when you completed it, or something.

A new week (hey buddy, I don't cover weekends), new match reviews. Royal Rumble 2003 tomorrow.

.. ..Maybe he prefers EuroDisney to Disneyland.

I guess I could. Heatocity. No. Wait. VELOCITEAT. WWE reviews hitting your mother's breast at 110 miles an hour~! Only-- on TSM

I'm glad I missed it then. I--HATE---ROLLUP--FINISHES. But they're constantly used anyways.

How bloody were the two? And was the match good?