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Damn you RRR. You're throwing around too much sig worthy stuff here lately.

I think Undermilker could be money. Just imagine in the buried alive match. UT gets buried, Vince celebrates, then all of a sudden two streams of milk squirt through the dirt to free UT.

I just need to add I marked the fuck out for an old NES game being used.

Maybe that is why we haven't seen Jones. In preparation for the return of the deadman gimmick, UT has Jones locked in a closet, ready to eat to get rid of all traces of workrate.

One not involving any of my teams: I remember being 7 or 8 years old and seeing the Tim Krumrie SB injury. That freaked the hell out of me as a kid. Painful in a different sort of way. Also, hearing about the Clint Malarchuk incident was a little freaky as well. I am glad I have never seen a clip of that one.

I would go with Benoit just because it is easier to push him. Even when he is not getting pushed, he is still put over as a great wrestler. And looking at the reaction he got at RR the fans agree with that. So with a month push I think he can get where he needs to be, to be in a ME. With Eddie, he is put over as a top notch wrestler, but he is more character intensive. I think he requires more development and it would take more time to get him where he needs to be. I also think that he has drastically cooled off, since his high point a couple of months ago. I think they past the capitalization point, where they could have just put him in a ME and it be believable.

I am thinking this has to be Vince's idea to sell some more merch and see one of his gimmick ideas be around again. If UT is going to keep eating cruisers, though, they need to sign Low-Ki so he gets some american strong style thrown in there. *runs away*

I just like any chance to throw in the term Pound and Ground.

Well, neither Flair or Taker have about 40 extra pounds of water weight. Plus, at least in UT's case, he is much smarter about time off. Remember a few years ago he had the groin trouble. Instead of rushing back to protect a spot, he took a few months off to rest it and I don't recall hearing problems about it since.

Fedor = pound and ground Cena. Not Taker Assuming this is true (big leap of faith there), this makes no sense. The dead man gimmick has never really been a draw, and now he is finally getting praised for his in ring work. Seems strange that it would be decided, now, to change the gimmick. The only possible reason is he is going for one "last run", which I sincerely doubt is the case.

2005 I become Jim Thome. Predictions: 40 HR 130 RBI 140 BBs .290 AVG

"Monday 6/23/2004 : Carlos DeSantis was injured being hit by a pitch. Diagnosis: Broken Wrist. He is definitely out for the season!" Do they have an option where you can pull an Izzy Alcantra on a pitcher?

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only DA left to go with Mr. Irrelevant.

Do you think we will finally see the long bandied about Pettite in Phillie pinstripes deal happen this offseason? Not that he would be my first choice, but it has been a name tossed around for a long time.

Awww, horseshit. :Does mark out for 20 HR 61 RBI at midseason though:

I know that al, reference there to the Prime guy.

Good age for a 5 year deal. 29 is prime, then you decline (that's how it went right?)

I think the problem with resigning Pudge is if they are going to be willing to go multi-year at 10 a year this time. They might not want to sink a multi-year deal into an aging catcher. How old is Lowell?

Miller was taken in the 3rd round

Brad Johnson passes to Joe Jurevicious for 50+ yards in the NFC championship last year. After that you knew the Eagles were going to lose, but there were still about 58 minutes to sit through.

I like the Langoliers theory. It is so much simpler. You can't go back to change events in the past, because there is no past.

She looks like one of those World's Strongest Man types though. For every pound of muscle she puts on she puts on a pound of fat. Stephanie McMahon = Magnus Ver Magnusson Here is your scary thought for the day. HHH giving it to Magnus Ver Magnusson on his honeymoon.

I like the idea that everyone is really a program and Smith is the human element. That can be played off of well. If any of that number crap gets involved I hope the Wachowski brothers get hit by a bus. Idea for ending: Neo fights Smiths Neo finds out Smiths are the humans So playing up the idea that the programs try to avoid deletion Neo leads Zion (who don't know they are programs) to try and destroy Smiths. So pretty much you get a Neo heel turn, while Trinity, Morpheus, etc. think they are fighting the good fight. I think there is enough thought in there with the "humans are a virus" bit and the idea that the programs want to avoid deletion. Makes you think back to the previous two films, but isn't absurd in the lengths it tries to make you think. After that I would have Neo win just because I like the bad guy winning, but either way works.

I just took it as he knew Buffy had something on her mind in regards to how that all went down, and tried that to get her to tell it and get it off her chest.