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They'll protect Maven going into the Evolution locker room...but Benoit from getting a bloody beatdown? Of course not!

HE CURRENTLY RESIDES IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA!

La Resistance are taking back the titles here. What's the main event tonight?

More shilling. "What's that?" "Well JR as we return from commercial I just HAPPEN to be playing this..."

It's called character development. See, now we all hate him for making fun of fat people. Right?

What indy wrestler is this guy? That girl flicking off Nova was funny.

Simon Dean! Plus we still have the debut of those Arab gimmick guys. My God this show is fucking wacko.

All this show needs is the return of Kurrgan and it'll be complete.

Man, this show has had it all so far. Snitsky's anti-baby sign, Bischoff announcing the whole RAW side of the Survivor Series card, Batsista making threats, Edge calling JR a "grumpy Grandpa" and now a Viscera return.

Maybe he's back full time now?

WTF IS THIS?

How many IC title shots has Christian gotten this year? Holy crap.

Did Bischoff ever explain why he wasn't putting Flair in that match? I didn't catch that.

What gaping plot hole did Bischoff point out? Batista threatening Bischoff rocked. Bischoff looks way better with gray hair and the beard, BTW. He could have been an awesome heel on RAW if he hadn't been booked as a comical pussy.

Batista is pimped out as usual.

Is anyone else seeing this lame ad where the woman goes "this isn't one of those get rich quick schemes...but guess what? I DID!!!!"

It's hard to argue with that, man. Queefing = ratings.

Well he also had to remind us that he is, you know...great.

I bet he shows up later and attacks somebody and JR yells "I THOUGHT HE WASN'T GOING TO BE HERE, DAMMIT!"

Trips puts food on the table, dammit! HE'S YOUR MEAL TICKET!

Snitsky is undefeated! He's going to be the Goldberg of 2005! Chant it along now people....SNIT-SKY....SNIT-SKY...SNIT-SKY...

I love the 1Wrestling headline for this story: "Desperate WWE Again Tries to Capitalize on the Tragedy of September 11, 2001" There's no bias there, people.

I can't believe the released a former Royal Rumble winner like Billy Gunn... http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/vi...ad.php?tid=7187

They put it so nicely here. I'm sure it will be very deep, thoughtful, and poignant...

I also can't believe Meltzer suggested Orton and Shaq vs. HHH and Kobe. That's just funny for some reason.