Brett Favre

Chill, you still have Pau Gasol.

I've noticed you've been doing this quite a lot. You're becoming like the bizarro Cartman.

"He's a football player." Gee, I hope so, 'cause he's getting paid like one.

And he didn't make it. Orlando got 3 All-Stars: The West Reserves: Tony Parker Chauncey Billups Brandon Roy Dirk Nowitzki David West Shaquille O'Neal Pau Gasol

I really hope David Lee makes it. He deserves it. Right now he's the team's center, and other than Dwight Howard there is no one better in the East (unless you count Chris Bosh).

Yeah, no, I like my scenario better. There's no way I can take Orton and Legacy seriously if they got beatdown by Shane unless they all took hits as part of some bigger angle. It's not a silly turn. Shane McMahon makes sense for a few reasons (joining legacy). 1) He's a third generation star and 2) He's a mouthpiece for Priceless, as well as Harry Smith who might join the group (Shane can introduce him). Randy Orton can't talk for him, so why not have Shane be his manager? It makes too much sense.

Jim Rice~.

You'd be surprised how well fake fighting works. I think the best scenario is for Shane to force Orton to put his WrestleMania title shot on the line against an opponent of their choosing (I dunno, maybe CM Punk, or Kane or something), and if he loses he's fired. Have Shane be the special ref. Then have him turn during the match.

Is Jeff Hardy even on SD! anymore?

It is. Your finisher is the F-5, mine is the FU.

One of my favorite Cena freestyles.

That sucked ass.

1. Who will win the 2009 Royal Rumble? (5 Pts): Randy Orton 2. Who will be the runner-up (3 pts): Triple H 3. Who will be the iron-man? (5 pts): CM Punk 4. Who will have the shortest time? (5 pts): Santino Marella 5. Who will have the most eliminated opponents? (3 pts): Triple H 6. Who will draw #1 and #2 (3 pts each, 3 bonus for accurately naming both): 1) MVP 2) Rey Mysterio 7. Who will draw the most successful entry # of 27? (2 pts): Big Show 8. Who will draw the #30 spot? (3 pts): Chris Jericho 9. What will be the eventual winning #? (5 pts): 21 10. Will there be any surprise/unannounced entrants as of 1/25? (no point value), If yes, who will they be? (3 pts each): Yes, Jeff Hardy. 11. Will the endurance record of 62:12 held by Mysterio be broken? (no point value) If yes, who breaks it? (3 pts) and what will the new time be? (7 pts to closest time predicted): No 12. Who will be the final six men in the ring? (3 pts each, 10 pts for accurately naming all): Randy Orton, Triple H, Big Show, Jeff Hardy, Chris Jericho, CM Punk 13. How many instances of interference by non-competitors will we see? (2 pts): 2 14. Will anyone bleed? (no point value), if yes, who? (3 pts): No 15. If Charlie Haas is a participant, who does he imitate? (3 pts): The Rock

Lucius Fox: Beautiful. Unethical. DANGEROUS. You've turned every cellphone in Gotham into a microphone. Batman: And a high-frequency generator-receiver. Lucius Fox: You took my sonar concept and applied it to every phone in the city. With half the city feeding you sonar, you can image all of Gotham. This is wrong. Batman: I've gotta find this man, Lucius. Lucius Fox: At what cost? Batman: The database is null-key encrypted. It can only be accessed by one person. Lucius Fox: This is too much power for one person. Batman: That's why I gave it to you. Only you can use it.

Man I want to get this game. It was 40 at Target but that shit was sold out. I'm still waiting for the price drop. EDIT: And it turns out that the price has dropped. Best Buy 40 bucks, Amazon 36.99.

Considering how their pitching staff looks right now, it wouldn't be the worst idea to sign Manny. After Johan Santana you have question marks. Maine is returning from injury. Pelfrey is still young, and who are the other starters? They have to outhit teams.

Manny Ramirez would be perfect for the Mets. I don't understand this. Who the hell would want to face Reyes, Wright, Beltran, Ramirez, and Delgado? That's a crazy ass lineup.

Bruiser Brody coming out through the crowd.

As long as he's putting people over like he did Orton, I'm fine with that.

They used juiced up interrogators?

How did the overrun do?

They finally have some pitchers.

I wonder how she got through that 89 win season.

Twisted Sister. Black Label Society.

Unless those players started scoring like 12 points a game in the playoffs, there's no way they should be considered chokers. I think in most instances they outscored their season total. Donovan McNabb has basically played a full season in the playoffs (15 games against tough teams). His numbers are over 3500 yards passing, 80.8 QB rating, 23 TDs, and 16 INTs. Compare those to his regular season numbers and it's just a touch below what he normally produces (again, these are against tougher teams). So no, McNabb isn't a choker. It's a shame that he's going to get that rep till he wins a Super Bowl. Compare this to Tom Brady who's also a touch below what he normally produces in the playoffs (92 rating to an 88 rating), so it's not like McNabb plays horrible under pressure compared to other guys who seem to step it up when it counts.