Brett Favre

Satan isn't a deity. But whatever.

Did you guys do spork fighting when you were in junior high school? Cause we did, and each of us had a wrestler representing us. A "technical" wrestler was someone who attacked the spork's handle, which was usually done by the person who was Chris Benoit. I remember being Chris Jericho and winning an iron man match one time (30 minute spork fight). This sounds dorky as shit but yeah wrestling was popular in junior high school for me (from 99-01). We wrestled anywhere we could. Friends house, in classrooms when the teacher wasn't looking. One time I got in trouble because I got chokeslammed. Bullshit. Oh yeah and No Mercy came out around that time.

The Dark Knight. You can put that down for anything else of the year too.

World at War.

Year-End Awards? The YEAs?

New Orleans Atlanta (3.5) Pittsburgh Denver (7.5) Washington (3.5) Tennessee Indianapolis (17.5) (2.5) Green Bay (5.5) San Diego San Francisco N.Y. Jets (7.5) (3.5) Seattle Minnesota (7.5) New England N.Y. Giants Cleveland Saints - 24 points

Joey Styles did.

The RZA will be a rapper OR a producer.

Jesus Christ.

You have room for one more at the end? I would have put you in if we didn't start going back up. I'll have you first in line if someone drops out or gets dropped.

I would.

So posting is fake life? With a bunch of fakes? This is like the Truman Show. We should take a new poster, someone who just registered and have them go through a fake board life with fake responding posts, and fake internet beefs. Then after a few years, he'll freak out.

Macgyver.

AJ Brunette. I like AJ Burnett. But 5 years is a lot. If that's what it takes to get him though, I think I'd do it. Although they could just add a bit of money, a few more years and throw that money at Teixeira.

Ideally, I'd like to sign Burnett or Sheets. I prefer either over Lowe.

He-Man.

Jeter, Cano and Swisher are all way below average defensively. I'm not sure what numbers you're looking at to make that determination. Lowe's had one below average season in his major league career. That 2004 season is an outlier. Lowe has also improved tremendously as a pitcher the past couple of seasons; the improvement just happens to coincide with his NL West move. It's more correlation than causation. He's a smart, durable pitcher with insane GB/FB ratios. He's good. Cano and Swisher aren't way below average defensively. Two years ago Cano was really good, and last year he was about average. Swisher is good at the corners, and a decent first baseman. Derek Jeter actually improved last year. Lowe is 36 now. No thanks. Have you seen his home/road splits the last 3 years? He has an ERA over 4 on the road. That's like an 8 in the AL East!

Insurance.

A-Rod is good at third. Jeter is below average. Cano is slightly above average, and from what I've seen, Swisher is good at first. They aren't that bad of a defensive infield, considering Wang has good numbers. And Lowe got smacked around the last time he was in the AL East. Pitching in the NL West is totally different.

Nas. You couldn't catch me in the streets without a ton of reefer That's like Malcolm X, catchin the Jungle Fever

OMG! I didn't think he'd go one. I was kinda disappointed that I went so high because I wanted to pick Eminem. I'll have my pick up in a sec.

No, there's definitely a God, and they're all the same (well there's only one). And I'm in this.

Ben Sheets would be a better signing. Derek Lowe makes no sense when you can sign Andy Petttitte to a 1 year deal, and get nearly if not the same production.

Shit. I really hope the Yankees don't sign Derek Lowe.

I've heard the deal is around 160 million. The Yankees are now turning their attention to Sheets and Burnett.