Brett Favre

All they have to do is make him a zealot. It's not rocket science.

Bunch of haters.

You got me there~! 13 runs, 11 hits in a single inning is a great accomplishment. D-Rays or not.

People just had to talk. Talk about waking up a team.

Well, the Yankees are kicking some ass. 8-0 against the D-Rays. A-Rod has 4 RBIs in the same inning. I know it's the D-Rays, but this is nice.

Who else feels like eating Hamburger Helper after reading this? Does anyone know the record for the longest match ever in the WWF, WCW, or ECW?

So i'm suppose to do something on some book, and I chose 1984. I sorta have some idea on what's it about (totalitarianism, and propaganda and all that jazz) but I need some summary on what happens in the book. The reason for the summary, I need this to be done like in 2 days, and I don't have the book or the time to read it. Greatly appreciated. If someone answers.

Your friends don't mind you taking shits in their house everyday?

With T-Mac's scoring, Yao's presense, and JVG's defensive philosphy, the Rockets will be dangerous. McGrady has put up big numbers in the playoffs. In 18 games, he's averaged over 29 points, nearly 7 boards, 5 assists, on 43 percent shooting. He's also had nearly a steal and a half, and over a block per game.

You never know when there was some sweaty, wrinkled, nasty, ol' dirty ass with a shitload of pimples on that public toilet. No way i'd take a shit in public. The furthest I'd go taking a shit outside my house is in a friend's house; and even then it's a rarity.

I agree on your points with the Sun, Soncis, Celtics, and Rockets, but I do believe the Mavericks will surprise people. Their defense isn't bad anymore. Avery Johnson is a good defensive coach and will get into player's faces. Dirk is also playing out of his mind, and they still have Howard, Finley, to go along with Stackhouse, Daniels, Keith Van Horn, Terry; part of those listed are part of a bad ass bench.

I still make fun of the Mets. Although I do like seeing them do well.

The best NBA Finals possible would be the Suns against the Pistons, just to see which style of basketball truly does win championships (high powered offense vs. tough physical defense).

Man, 150 games left. Please. Didn't Oakland start like 0-13 a couple of years ago and make the playoffs? The only thing i'm worried about is Alex getting all nervous everytime he's up in a big spot. No sweat my ass.

The Yankees get swept. Time to pick up the pace.

Change the title. Add Orlando Jordan vs. Booker T to that next PPV card. And yeah, he's hitting that.

Or they want Kevin to work some innings, regardless of how well he does.

Ain't no stopping the Mets now. strummer, you took a break from the Mets at the wrong time.

Chicago Black Sox Roster Starting Lineup: SS: Joe Sewell CF: Ken Griffey Jr. 1B: Jimmie Foxx RF: Manny Ramirez LF: Hank Greenberg 3B: Scott Rolen 2B: Jeff Kent C: Jorge Posada Starting Rotation: RHP: John Clarkson LHP: Steve Carlton RHP: Juan Marichal RHP: Kevin Brown RHP: Silver King Bench: C: Jason Kendall C: Johnny Roseboro* 1B: Bill Terry 2B: Chuck Knoblauch 2B: Steve Sax SS: Jimmie Rollins* OF: Paul O'Neill* OF: Carlos Beltran OF: Johnny Damon* OF: Willie Davis* OF: Joe Kelley Bullpen: LR: Pud Galvin MR: Jeff Nelson MR: Bill Campbell MR: Mike Henneman MR: Darold Knowles CL: John Wetteland * = Reserve Manager: Earl Weaver Strategy Mascot: Michael Jordan Broadcast Duo: Al Michaels and Pepper Brooks

As long as he stays away from the Red Sox. The Brewers are doing well.

Oo. On the Block: Jack Wilson Lew Ford LaTroy Hawkins Sean Casey

The ball was on the ground, there is no way in hell he's getting that ball. Maybe he wasn't trying to punch him, but distract him. However, it's doubtful he was going after the ball that was against the wall (rolling), that's already difficult to see.

Mariotti with a 10 game suspension. I'm going to have to restrain myself. And Plaschke is pissing me off.

Actually, some other guy threw a beer at Sheffield. No one "spilled it". He got smacked on the face, intentional or not, and beer was poured on him. Sheffield isn't in the wrong, and shouldn't be suspended. Maybe fined for attempting to shove the fan.

It's because he can't work a **** classic, he's not your typical gimmick, and people here don't like his style.