Brett Favre

909 has acquired Lex Luger and Baron Von Raschke. Brooklyn Zoo has acquired Ted DiBiase.

King Kamala has acquired David Von Erich and Big Boss Man: Brooklyn Zoo has acquired Sid Vicious and Dan Spivey.

So does my friend. We were just talking about this. Umm...I guess I get a little angry when the same people who are all about freedom of speech get all pissy over stuff like Hustler magazine. I'm glad I live in a country where something someone said, wrote, drew, or whatever can offend me.

Nice game for Pavano tonight.

It's in the bag for the Cubs. No doubt.

I'm guessing it's serpentine rules. Just go twice.

On behalf of Next USC #55: Paul Thomas Anderson.

naiwf has acquired Rob Van Dam and Teddy Hart. Brooklyn Zoo has acquired Sting.

Really looking to trade Jumbo Tsuruta and Yoshiaki Yatsu (if you trade for them they become singles wrestlers) and maybe Paul Orndorff and Bam Bam Bigelow as well.

Nope. Funny that the guy that was supposed to replace Ewing ends up getting traded for Ewing's son.

Knicks trade Fred Weis for Patrick Ewing Jr. Yeah.

I think we should stick to either director or actor just not to clutter up the draft and mess up who has picks left and whatnot.

Jack Nicholson.

I'm good with whatever.

Because Baltimore is still a good offensive team without him. And excluding someone because of record is retarded. BTW, Huff can't play defense for shit, so that can be another reason.

They don't have the same tough opposition. The Indians play the White Sox, Tigers, and Twins more often than the Rangers while they play the A's and Mariners more often than the Indians. I'll give you the Angels, but I don't think that evens it out. Lofton hasn't played for Cleveland. Please, the protection ain't even close. More runs: You need people to drive you in. HRs: Ok, but Quentin hits in a HR hitting park. RBI: Grady Sizemore is the leadoff hitter. Better OBP: By like what? Not enough to offset defense, and stolen bases, which really add to Grady's slugging percentage by turning singles into doubles.

Please don't run out RBIs. Sizemore is the leadoff hitter. All those guys have people who pick up the slack and give them pitches to hit. Youkilis has Ortiz, had Drew, had Manny, and has Jason Bay. Hamilton as Kinsler and Bradley. Quentin has Dye, Swisher, and Thome. Rodriguez has Abreu, Giambi, and now Nady. I think that helps a bit. Those numbers do matter because the team is hovering around .500 and is getting back into the playoff race. Considering the rest of the lineup is crap, that's impressive. I wouldn't give the MVP to a pitcher. He doesn't play enough.

Nice rebuttal. So back to those hitters around Sizemore? You want to say Ben Francisco compares to Ian Kinsler and Milton Bradley?

Who is Sizemore's protection? Martinez and Hafner have been hurt most of the year. Not to mention that Texas gets to face Oakland and Seattle like 100 times each. The Central division is way tougher.

How is Quentin's contributions to his team more valuable than Sizemore's? I'd really like to hear this. Is his hitting better because he has better hitters around him who help lead the team to a winning record? I don't get what you're saying. An MVP is a player award. Not a team award. Just cause Quentin is in a better lineup doesn't make his contributions better than Sizemore's.

They aren't bad with him. .500 ain't bad. And they already have an award for winners. It's the World Series trophy.

Hamilton might not even be the most valuable player on his team. You can make a case for Mauer, but he has Morneau on his team as well. Who does Sizemore have? Ben Francisco? Andy Marte? Kelly Shoppach? What the hell is that? He has no protection.

It's not the most important environment award. If you lead the team the Indians have, like you said they suck, to a .500 record, you should definitely be the MVP.

I don't know man. What offensive support does Sizemore have comparable to the support those players you mentioned have?

Just liked this Bruiser Brody video (highlights):